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Tue, 20 Mar 2012 13:42:46 -0400

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You can smell the fact that he’s not meeting your gaze, so you stand up and walk right up to him, pretty much forcing him to look at you.

4ND WH4T 3X4CTLY WOULD TH4T B3? WH4T 1S H3 G3TT1NG 1NTO? WH4T W3R3 YOU TRY1NG TO SHOW H1M?!!!

He’s being so gogdamn vague…

She walks up close to you, but you just look down, childishly refusing to meet her gaze.

ARE YOU ACTING LIKE YOU DON’T KNOW HOW OBVIOUS IT IS THAT YOU TWO WENT ON SOME METEOR DATES? HE TOLD ME YOU AND HIM HAVE “DONE A FEW THINGS TOGETHER TO PASS THE TIME”. HE’S GETTING INTO A TROLL RELATIONSHIP, SO I WAS SHOWING HIM WHAT HE HAS TO KNOW ABOUT, OK?

You casually let out the part about you suggesting it be a 3-way relationship, with you as the changing redrom/blackrom also with Terezi. She doesn’t need to know that since it obviously wouldn’t work out.
She stomps her foot, obviously losing her temper like you were moments ago. Now, however, you’ve just tried to block your emotions. But the anger builds up again. Why did she have to barge in again? Talking online was so much easier.

I’LL PUSH WHOEVER I WANT AWAY. I’VE EXPLAINED, SO AREN’T YOU SATISFIED NOW? GOD.

M3T3OR D4T3S????

You are so flippin confused that your mouth practically turns into a question mark.

WH4T 1N TH3….K4RK4T 4R3 YOU GOGD4MN S3R1OUS?!!!

…..

No reply….

H4H4H4H44H4HH44H4H4H4H4H4H4HH4H4HH4H4H4H44HH4!!!!

Your mood spins 180 degrees, and you lean against the wall, laughing and holding your stomach. Oh, this is rich!!! You didn’t realize that he was jealous to TH1S extent!!!!!

Y4 W3 “D1D 4 F3W TH1NGS TOG3TH3R TO P4SS TH3 T1M3”!!! D1D YOU NOT S33 4LL THOS3 STUP1D, H1L4R1OUS DR4W1NGS W3 W3R3 DO1NG W1TH TH3 M4YOR?!! H33H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4HH4H4H4H!!!!

Your cheeks tinge a bit red when she knocks your accusations and laughs in your face. You know that can’t be all they did, though. You try to keep your composition and hold your blush down. If she smells you get too red, she’d just laugh some more.

THAT CAN’T POSSIBLY BE ALL. ALSO HE’S NOT EVEN A REAL AUTHORITY FIGURE.

THOSE COULD BE EASILY TURNED INTO METEOR DATES.

YOU MUST BE COVERING UP SOME OF THEM WITH A STORY LIKE THAT.

You’re too flustered to come up with any good comebacks.

You instantly hate your past self from a minute ago. Goddammit past self, you’re so dumb.

OF COURS3 TH3 M4YOR 1SNT R34444LLY 4N 4UTHOR1TY F1GUR3!!! 1TS C4LL3D ROL3PL4Y1NG K4RKL3S!!! ROOOOL3PL4Y1NG!!! TH3 TH1NG TH4T YOU SO OFT3N R3FUS3 TO DO B3C4US3 1TS TOO FUN FOR 4 GRUMPYP4NTS L1K3 YOU!! H4H4H4H4H4!!!

4ND Y4, M4YB3 1 SNUCK 1N 4 F3W SN1FFS OF H1S C4PE 4ND SK1N!! 4ND Y4, 1V3 4TT3MPT3D TO L1CK H1S SCRUMPT1OUS 3Y3S MOR3 TH4N 4 F3W T1M3S. BUT NO M3T3OR D4T3S.

Your grin widens the more Karkat’s face gets red. He smells reaallllly good!!! You take a step closer.

BUT WH4T 3LS3 D1D YOU 3XP3CT?? 1V3 ONLY 3V3R H4D SLOPPY M4K3OUTS W1TH YOU!! H4H4H4HH44!!

You wink at that point and wait to see how he responds. You’re more amused than anything right now!!

WHY WOULD I EVEN WANT TO ROLEPLAY WITH THE LIKES OF MAYO AND YOU AND DAVE?

You’re not too sure what to say. The way Dave acted, he was implying they had done a lot more than that.

YOU TRIED TO LICK HIM? THAT’S JUST AS BAD. THEN AGAIN, MAYBE HE DESERVES IT. BUT.. HE SMELLS BAD, SO HE MUST BE GROSS TO LICK.

.. UGH WHATEVER, JUST DON’T GO AROUND HIM.

You can’t hold it back. Your face flushes bright red at her saying you had sloppy makeouts. Why does she always try to imply things like that? Oh yeah, probably because you’re easy to tease.

L.. LIKE THAT EVER HAPPENED.

YOU WOULDNT 3V3N B3 4BL3 TO!! OUR 4DV3NTUR3S 4R3 W444Y OUT OF YOUR L34GU3!! 1 H4V3 OFF1C14LLY L4B3LL3D D4V3 4ND TH3 M4YOR 4S 1NT3RM3D14T3 ROL3PL4Y3RS! YOUR3 NOT 3V3N 4M4T3UR!!!! H3H3H3!!!

Now you’re just trying to get a rise out of him, and it’s sure as hell working!! You get closer to him, until you’re practically nose to nose.

H3 SM3LLS QU1T3 D3L1C1OUS 4CTU4LLY. THOUGH SO DO YOU!! WOULD YOU R4TH3R 1 L1CK YOU 1NST34D?!! H4H4H4HH4H4H4H44H44!!!!

He doesn’t want you around Dave…maybe you can use this to your advantage, even if you have no intentions of not hanging around the knight of time.

You don’t care about her stupid roleplaying fantasies and ignore that bit. You just can’t believe Dave would go along with it. He’s probably doing it just to be close to her, you figure. Even if she wasn’t hanging with him as dates, Strider probably was.

You had been staring up at her with a glare, but when she mentioned how you smelled you realized how close she was to you, so you quickly turn your head to the side, your blush not dying down.

DON’T FUCKING LICK ME. I DON’T WANT YOUR SLOBBER ALL OVER ME. I’M NOT GOING TO ROLEPLAY WITH YOU SO GO… FIND NEPETA OR SOMETHING.

You figure you shouldn’t tell her to go find Dave so you decide to use Nepeta. You just want her gone so your blush can die down. You fucked up bad, and now you don’t know what to say to her.

He smells like he’s being serious, and you’ve probably toyed enough with him today already…You take a step back, that shark grin never leaving your face even if you are upset that you aren’t able to smell his delicious blood as much from further away. You were practically intoxicated by it when you were up close…Oh well!

F111111N3!!! 1LL GO F1ND N3P3T4!!!!

BY3 K4RKL3S!!!!!!

You state this in a sing-songy voice and blow him a kiss before exiting with a loud cackle. He is so freakin adorabloodthirsty!!!!!!! And just soooo much fun to tease!!

You feel very relieved that she left. However, not before blowing you a kiss. You childishly move out of the way of the kiss when she turns away and leaves your respiteblock. You don’t say bye or anything. For a while you sit there and just think. Dammit, you messed up and just let her toy with you. Maybe now you should go join

Not knowing what to do, you open your husktop. You decide against pestering your past or future selves since we all know how that ended last time.

You end doing nothing but staring at your screen with a grumpy look on your face (as usual).

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Tue, 20 Mar 2012 12:55:45 -0400

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You can smell the fact that he’s not meeting your gaze, so you stand up and walk right up to him, pretty much forcing him to look at you.

4ND WH4T 3X4CTLY WOULD TH4T B3? WH4T 1S H3 G3TT1NG 1NTO? WH4T W3R3 YOU TRY1NG TO SHOW H1M?!!!

He’s being so gogdamn vague…

She walks up close to you, but you just look down, childishly refusing to meet her gaze.

ARE YOU ACTING LIKE YOU DON’T KNOW HOW OBVIOUS IT IS THAT YOU TWO WENT ON SOME METEOR DATES? HE TOLD ME YOU AND HIM HAVE “DONE A FEW THINGS TOGETHER TO PASS THE TIME”. HE’S GETTING INTO A TROLL RELATIONSHIP, SO I WAS SHOWING HIM WHAT HE HAS TO KNOW ABOUT, OK?

You casually let out the part about you suggesting it be a 3-way relationship, with you as the changing redrom/blackrom also with Terezi. She doesn’t need to know that since it obviously wouldn’t work out.
She stomps her foot, obviously losing her temper like you were moments ago. Now, however, you’ve just tried to block your emotions. But the anger builds up again. Why did she have to barge in again? Talking online was so much easier.

I’LL PUSH WHOEVER I WANT AWAY. I’VE EXPLAINED, SO AREN’T YOU SATISFIED NOW? GOD.

M3T3OR D4T3S????

You are so flippin confused that your mouth practically turns into a question mark.

WH4T 1N TH3….K4RK4T 4R3 YOU GOGD4MN S3R1OUS?!!!

…..

No reply….

H4H4H4H44H4HH44H4H4H4H4H4H4HH4H4HH4H4H4H44HH4!!!!

Your mood spins 180 degrees, and you lean against the wall, laughing and holding your stomach. Oh, this is rich!!! You didn’t realize that he was jealous to TH1S extent!!!!!

Y4 W3 “D1D 4 F3W TH1NGS TOG3TH3R TO P4SS TH3 T1M3”!!! D1D YOU NOT S33 4LL THOS3 STUP1D, H1L4R1OUS DR4W1NGS W3 W3R3 DO1NG W1TH TH3 M4YOR?!! H33H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4HH4H4H4H!!!!

Your cheeks tinge a bit red when she knocks your accusations and laughs in your face. You know that can’t be all they did, though. You try to keep your composition and hold your blush down. If she smells you get too red, she’d just laugh some more.

THAT CAN’T POSSIBLY BE ALL. ALSO HE’S NOT EVEN A REAL AUTHORITY FIGURE.

THOSE COULD BE EASILY TURNED INTO METEOR DATES.

YOU MUST BE COVERING UP SOME OF THEM WITH A STORY LIKE THAT.

You’re too flustered to come up with any good comebacks.

You instantly hate your past self from a minute ago. Goddammit past self, you’re so dumb.

OF COURS3 TH3 M4YOR 1SNT R34444LLY 4N 4UTHOR1TY F1GUR3!!! 1TS C4LL3D ROL3PL4Y1NG K4RKL3S!!! ROOOOL3PL4Y1NG!!! TH3 TH1NG TH4T YOU SO OFT3N R3FUS3 TO DO B3C4US3 1TS TOO FUN FOR 4 GRUMPYP4NTS L1K3 YOU!! H4H4H4H4H4!!!

4ND Y4, M4YB3 1 SNUCK 1N 4 F3W SN1FFS OF H1S C4PE 4ND SK1N!! 4ND Y4, 1V3 4TT3MPT3D TO L1CK H1S SCRUMPT1OUS 3Y3S MOR3 TH4N 4 F3W T1M3S. BUT NO M3T3OR D4T3S.

Your grin widens the more Karkat’s face gets red. He smells reaallllly good!!! You take a step closer.

BUT WH4T 3LS3 D1D YOU 3XP3CT?? 1V3 ONLY 3V3R H4D SLOPPY M4K3OUTS W1TH YOU!! H4H4H4HH44!!

You wink at that point and wait to see how he responds. You’re more amused than anything right now!!

WHY WOULD I EVEN WANT TO ROLEPLAY WITH THE LIKES OF MAYO AND YOU AND DAVE?

You’re not too sure what to say. The way Dave acted, he was implying they had done a lot more than that.

YOU TRIED TO LICK HIM? THAT’S JUST AS BAD. THEN AGAIN, MAYBE HE DESERVES IT. BUT.. HE SMELLS BAD, SO HE MUST BE GROSS TO LICK.

.. UGH WHATEVER, JUST DON’T GO AROUND HIM.

You can’t hold it back. Your face flushes bright red at her saying you had sloppy makeouts. Why does she always try to imply things like that? Oh yeah, probably because you’re easy to tease.

L.. LIKE THAT EVER HAPPENED.

YOU WOULDNT 3V3N B3 4BL3 TO!! OUR 4DV3NTUR3S 4R3 W444Y OUT OF YOUR L34GU3!! 1 H4V3 OFF1C14LLY L4B3LL3D D4V3 4ND TH3 M4YOR 4S 1NT3RM3D14T3 ROL3PL4Y3RS! YOUR3 NOT 3V3N 4M4T3UR!!!! H3H3H3!!!

Now you’re just trying to get a rise out of him, and it’s sure as hell working!! You get closer to him, until you’re practically nose to nose.

H3 SM3LLS QU1T3 D3L1C1OUS 4CTU4LLY. THOUGH SO DO YOU!! WOULD YOU R4TH3R 1 L1CK YOU 1NST34D?!! H4H4H4HH4H4H4H44H44!!!!

He doesn’t want you around Dave…maybe you can use this to your advantage, even if you have no intentions of not hanging around the knight of time.

You don’t care about her stupid roleplaying fantasies and ignore that bit. You just can’t believe Dave would go along with it. He’s probably doing it just to be close to her, you figure. Even if she wasn’t hanging with him as dates, Strider probably was.

You had been staring up at her with a glare, but when she mentioned how you smelled you realized how close she was to you, so you quickly turn your head to the side, your blush not dying down.

DON’T FUCKING LICK ME. I DON’T WANT YOUR SLOBBER ALL OVER ME. I’M NOT GOING TO ROLEPLAY WITH YOU SO GO… FIND NEPETA OR SOMETHING.

You figure you shouldn’t tell her to go find Dave so you decide to use Nepeta. You just want her gone so your blush can die down. You fucked up bad, and now you don’t know what to say to her.

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Tue, 20 Mar 2012 12:19:00 -0400

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(Continued from this post)

You can smell the fact that he’s not meeting your gaze, so you stand up and walk right up to him, pretty much forcing him to look at you.

4ND WH4T 3X4CTLY WOULD TH4T B3? WH4T 1S H3 G3TT1NG 1NTO? WH4T W3R3 YOU TRY1NG TO SHOW H1M?!!!

He’s being so gogdamn vague…

She walks up close to you, but you just look down, childishly refusing to meet her gaze.

ARE YOU ACTING LIKE YOU DON’T KNOW HOW OBVIOUS IT IS THAT YOU TWO WENT ON SOME METEOR DATES? HE TOLD ME YOU AND HIM HAVE “DONE A FEW THINGS TOGETHER TO PASS THE TIME”. HE’S GETTING INTO A TROLL RELATIONSHIP, SO I WAS SHOWING HIM WHAT HE HAS TO KNOW ABOUT, OK?

You casually let out the part about you suggesting it be a 3-way relationship, with you as the changing redrom/blackrom also with Terezi. She doesn’t need to know that since it obviously wouldn’t work out.
She stomps her foot, obviously losing her temper like you were moments ago. Now, however, you’ve just tried to block your emotions. But the anger builds up again. Why did she have to barge in again? Talking online was so much easier.

I’LL PUSH WHOEVER I WANT AWAY. I’VE EXPLAINED, SO AREN’T YOU SATISFIED NOW? GOD.

M3T3OR D4T3S????

You are so flippin confused that your mouth practically turns into a question mark.

WH4T 1N TH3….K4RK4T 4R3 YOU GOGD4MN S3R1OUS?!!!

…..

No reply….

H4H4H4H44H4HH44H4H4H4H4H4H4HH4H4HH4H4H4H44HH4!!!!

Your mood spins 180 degrees, and you lean against the wall, laughing and holding your stomach. Oh, this is rich!!! You didn’t realize that he was jealous to TH1S extent!!!!!

Y4 W3 “D1D 4 F3W TH1NGS TOG3TH3R TO P4SS TH3 T1M3”!!! D1D YOU NOT S33 4LL THOS3 STUP1D, H1L4R1OUS DR4W1NGS W3 W3R3 DO1NG W1TH TH3 M4YOR?!! H33H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4HH4H4H4H!!!!

Your cheeks tinge a bit red when she knocks your accusations and laughs in your face. You know that can’t be all they did, though. You try to keep your composition and hold your blush down. If she smells you get too red, she’d just laugh some more.

THAT CAN’T POSSIBLY BE ALL. ALSO HE’S NOT EVEN A REAL AUTHORITY FIGURE.

THOSE COULD BE EASILY TURNED INTO METEOR DATES.

YOU MUST BE COVERING UP SOME OF THEM WITH A STORY LIKE THAT.

You’re too flustered to come up with any good comebacks.

You instantly hate your past self from a minute ago. Goddammit past self, you’re so dumb.

OF COURS3 TH3 M4YOR 1SNT R34444LLY 4N 4UTHOR1TY F1GUR3!!! 1TS C4LL3D ROL3PL4Y1NG K4RKL3S!!! ROOOOL3PL4Y1NG!!! TH3 TH1NG TH4T YOU SO OFT3N R3FUS3 TO DO B3C4US3 1TS TOO FUN FOR 4 GRUMPYP4NTS L1K3 YOU!! H4H4H4H4H4!!!

4ND Y4, M4YB3 1 SNUCK 1N 4 F3W SN1FFS OF H1S C4PE 4ND SK1N!! 4ND Y4, 1V3 4TT3MPT3D TO L1CK H1S SCRUMPT1OUS 3Y3S MOR3 TH4N 4 F3W T1M3S. BUT NO M3T3OR D4T3S.

Your grin widens the more Karkat’s face gets red. He smells reaallllly good!!! You take a step closer.

BUT WH4T 3LS3 D1D YOU 3XP3CT?? 1V3 ONLY 3V3R H4D SLOPPY M4K3OUTS W1TH YOU!! H4H4H4HH44!!

You wink at that point and wait to see how he responds. You’re more amused than anything right now!!

WHY WOULD I EVEN WANT TO ROLEPLAY WITH THE LIKES OF MAYO AND YOU AND DAVE?

You’re not too sure what to say. The way Dave acted, he was implying they had done a lot more than that.

YOU TRIED TO LICK HIM? THAT’S JUST AS BAD. THEN AGAIN, MAYBE HE DESERVES IT. BUT.. HE SMELLS BAD, SO HE MUST BE GROSS TO LICK.

.. UGH WHATEVER, JUST DON’T GO AROUND HIM.

You can’t hold it back. Your face flushes bright red at her saying you had sloppy makeouts. Why does she always try to imply things like that? Oh yeah, probably because you’re easy to tease.

L.. LIKE THAT EVER HAPPENED.

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Tue, 20 Mar 2012 07:54:07 -0400

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(Continued from this post)

You can smell the fact that he’s not meeting your gaze, so you stand up and walk right up to him, pretty much forcing him to look at you.

4ND WH4T 3X4CTLY WOULD TH4T B3? WH4T 1S H3 G3TT1NG 1NTO? WH4T W3R3 YOU TRY1NG TO SHOW H1M?!!!

He’s being so gogdamn vague…

She walks up close to you, but you just look down, childishly refusing to meet her gaze.

ARE YOU ACTING LIKE YOU DON’T KNOW HOW OBVIOUS IT IS THAT YOU TWO WENT ON SOME METEOR DATES? HE TOLD ME YOU AND HIM HAVE “DONE A FEW THINGS TOGETHER TO PASS THE TIME”. HE’S GETTING INTO A TROLL RELATIONSHIP, SO I WAS SHOWING HIM WHAT HE HAS TO KNOW ABOUT, OK?

You casually let out the part about you suggesting it be a 3-way relationship, with you as the changing redrom/blackrom also with Terezi. She doesn’t need to know that since it obviously wouldn’t work out.
She stomps her foot, obviously losing her temper like you were moments ago. Now, however, you’ve just tried to block your emotions. But the anger builds up again. Why did she have to barge in again? Talking online was so much easier.

I’LL PUSH WHOEVER I WANT AWAY. I’VE EXPLAINED, SO AREN’T YOU SATISFIED NOW? GOD.

M3T3OR D4T3S????

You are so flippin confused that your mouth practically turns into a question mark.

WH4T 1N TH3….K4RK4T 4R3 YOU GOGD4MN S3R1OUS?!!!

…..

No reply….

H4H4H4H44H4HH44H4H4H4H4H4H4HH4H4HH4H4H4H44HH4!!!!

Your mood spins 180 degrees, and you lean against the wall, laughing and holding your stomach. Oh, this is rich!!! You didn’t realize that he was jealous to TH1S extent!!!!!

Y4 W3 “D1D 4 F3W TH1NGS TOG3TH3R TO P4SS TH3 T1M3”!!! D1D YOU NOT S33 4LL THOS3 STUP1D, H1L4R1OUS DR4W1NGS W3 W3R3 DO1NG W1TH TH3 M4YOR?!! H33H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4HH4H4H4H!!!!

Your cheeks tinge a bit red when she knocks your accusations and laughs in your face. You know that can’t be all they did, though. You try to keep your composition and hold your blush down. If she smells you get too red, she’d just laugh some more.

THAT CAN’T POSSIBLY BE ALL. ALSO HE’S NOT EVEN A REAL AUTHORITY FIGURE.

THOSE COULD BE EASILY TURNED INTO METEOR DATES.

YOU MUST BE COVERING UP SOME OF THEM WITH A STORY LIKE THAT.

You’re too flustered to come up with any good comebacks.

You instantly hate your past self from a minute ago. Goddammit past self, you’re so dumb.

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Mon, 19 Mar 2012 23:46:00 -0400

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You can smell the fact that he’s not meeting your gaze, so you stand up and walk right up to him, pretty much forcing him to look at you.

4ND WH4T 3X4CTLY WOULD TH4T B3? WH4T 1S H3 G3TT1NG 1NTO? WH4T W3R3 YOU TRY1NG TO SHOW H1M?!!!

He’s being so gogdamn vague…

She walks up close to you, but you just look down, childishly refusing to meet her gaze.

ARE YOU ACTING LIKE YOU DON’T KNOW HOW OBVIOUS IT IS THAT YOU TWO WENT ON SOME METEOR DATES? HE TOLD ME YOU AND HIM HAVE “DONE A FEW THINGS TOGETHER TO PASS THE TIME”. HE’S GETTING INTO A TROLL RELATIONSHIP, SO I WAS SHOWING HIM WHAT HE HAS TO KNOW ABOUT, OK?

You casually let out the part about you suggesting it be a 3-way relationship, with you as the changing redrom/blackrom also with Terezi. She doesn’t need to know that since it obviously wouldn’t work out.
She stomps her foot, obviously losing her temper like you were moments ago. Now, however, you’ve just tried to block your emotions. But the anger builds up again. Why did she have to barge in again? Talking online was so much easier.

I’LL PUSH WHOEVER I WANT AWAY. I’VE EXPLAINED, SO AREN’T YOU SATISFIED NOW? GOD.

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Mon, 19 Mar 2012 23:08:54 -0400

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FUCK YOU. SHOULD I DELETE IT? IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING? SHALL I DELETE THIS PATHETIC EARTH WEBSITE AND TURN AWAY FROM IT, NEVER TO BE ACCESSED AGAIN? BECAUSE I FUCKING WILL.

NOOOOOOOO YOU WONT >;]

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OOOOOOOOOO, GOG FORB1D TH4T YOU 4CTU4LLY ST4RT T4LK1NG L1K3 4 COOL K1D!!!!!!!!!!

COOL KID? DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH. HE’S JUST A LOSER WHO DOESN’T EVEN KNOW ROMANCE. I HAD TO GIVE HIM A BOOK ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW.

WAIT FUCK I SHOULDN’T SAY THAT TO YOU.

ANYWAYS HE’S NOT COOL. BOTTOM LINE.

W41T 4 S3COND…..WH4T BOOK D1D YOU G1V3 H1M?!! >:C

You’re flipping out a little at the sudden knowledge of book, presumably one of Karkat’s horrible trollmance ones too!! What the fuck is he trying to do?!! Ugh, after all this time of trying to prove to Dave that you guys are actually really cool…..

WHAT? NOTHING. I DIDN’T GIVE HIM ANYTHING.

You really have to relax more. When you get flustered, things tend to slip and you can’t form good responses to anything. You didn’t want to tell Terezi about the book you lent him because he probably wouldn’t read it anyways, and you wanted to wait to tell her. Hopefully she’ll just move on and forget about it.

YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW TH4T H1D1NG TH1NGS FROM M3 JUST M4K3S M3 W4NT TO KNOW WH4TS GO1NG ON TH4T MUCH MOR3!! >:T

DONT M4K3 M3 COM3 4ND F1ND YOU ON TH1S GOG FORS4K3N M3T3OR!!!!! B3C4US3 1 W1LL, 4ND YOU KNOW 1 W1LL!!! >;]

He can just be soooooo stubborn sometimes. At least it’s a cute stubborness!!! H3H3H3H3!!!

YEAH, THAT DAMN CURIOSITY IS ANNOYING.

I’LL GO HIDE WITH GAMZEE. NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO FIND ME THEN. HOWEVER I WILL ALSO CEASE TALKING TO YOU IF I DO THAT. DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT TEREZI?

You try to threaten her by saying you’d stop talking to her. That always works, right? Right??

It usually does not work. Oh well, you try anyways.

It takes you a few minutes to respond, as you are actually thinking over his ultimatum… You do NOT want him going to hide with his wack-a-doo moirail, and you definitely don’t want him to stop talking to you, even though he never actually follows through with that threat. Well he never has in the past at least, and it’s been a while since he’s threatened you with that….

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ARE THOSE YOUR HORNS OR YOUR EYEBROWS.

ALSO THAT ISN’T A RESPONSE.

You don’t even respond to that; he can figure it out for himself!! And it totally is a response!! An emotion is a response!!!!!! He of all people should know that emotions are responses, considering how ‘B31NG 4NGRY’ is always his!!!

With a pout, you grab your cane from where it was leaning against the wall next to you and set off to find him. You two are going to have a talk, face to face!!

CG: TEREZI?

CG: ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP IGNORING ME OR SOMETHING?

CG: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU.

You close your husktop with a sigh and an eyeroll as you wonder where she could have gone. She seems to be even more emotional than you today.

Not saying you’re emotional, because you’re definitely fucking *not*. Not as much as a girl for sure. You like to think you hide emotions well and have a firm head on your shoulders.

You open your husktop again from where you were sitting on the floor to see if she responded, but she’s still ignoring. Suddenly you look up. Someone is standing in your respiteblock doorway.

OH GOD WHY ARE YOU HERE.

You give him the most disappointed look that you can muster. It’s pretty damn disappointed.

1TS N1C3 TO S33 YOU TOO!!! J3GUS!!

You take the liberty of sitting down beside him after a few more seconds of your intimidating disappointed look, and close his husktop.

1 S33 TH4T YOU D1DNT RUN OFF TO H1D3 W1TH YOUR MO1R41L. 4ND TH4T YOUR3 ST1LL T4LK1NG TO M3.

You knew he was pulling your non existent dragon tail!!

You roll your eyes and look mad the whole time she is trying her disappointed look.

NO SHIT. I DIDN’T SAY “I’LL GO DO THIS RIGHT NOW”, IT WAS A THREAT AND I WAS GOING TO SEE YOUR RESPONSE. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW THREATS WORK?

You lift your husktop off your lap and put it beside you on the floor, standing up but not stepping away, yet. You look as unimpressed as you can, keeping the previous anger (even though that is pretty much your permanent expression, you add a bit more to it).

SHALL I GO DO THAT NOW?

RUD3!!!

You literally JUST got here and JUST sat down!! You drag him back to sit next to you like he had been previously. This is serious business now! You put your cane to the side and shift to sit cross legged directly in front of him.

T4LK V4NT4S!!! WH4T BOOK D1D YOU G1V3 TO D4V3!!!!

The curiosity is killing you!!! So you give him your best legislacerator look, daring him to go against your (not so threatening) order.

Before you can make it out the door, you are pulled back down and fall to the ground. You sit down crossed legged but don’t make eye contact. Ugh she can annoying.

NO BOOK. I DIDN’T GIVE HIM ANY BOOK.

BESIDES, IF I HAD GIVEN HIM A BOOK, WHICH I DIDN’T, WOULD YOU REALLY WANT ME TO SAY THE WHOLE FUCKING TITLE RIGHT NOW?

You mean that as the title is really long. Troll titles never get to the point or have some poetic-ness to them. They’re very draggy and you’re sure she wouldn’t want to listen to it right now.

YOU S41D TH4T YOU G4V3 H1M 4 BOOK!! D1D YOU FORG3T TH4T 1 C4N SM3LL YOUR L13S!!!!

You are not in the least bit happy with the situation. What is this book that he’s trying so hard NOT to tell you about?!

GO 4H34D!! T3LL M3 TH3 3NT1R3 TH1NG!!! 1TS NOT L1K3 W3 DONT H4V3 4 HUUUUUUUG3 4MOUNT OF T1M3 TH4T 1SNT B31NG US3D FOR 444444NYTH1NG 1MPORT4NT!!!!

You are steadfast and insistent. You W1LL find out what it is, one way or another!!!

IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER. WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH?

You wish she’d just give up. It doesn’t matter, and you can assure her she hasn’t even read the book before. Why won’t she just let it go.

IF YOU STOP BUGGING ME I WON’T GO HIDE WITH GAMZEE WHEN YOU LEAVE.

You decide another threat is in order.

Two can play at this game. You are ready to be just as stubborn and threatening!

1 C4R3 B3C4US3 1M CUR1OUS 4S TO WHY YOUR3 H1D1NG TH1S FROM M3!!!!!

You won’t admit it, but you cannot smell exactly why he’s lying or what it is, specifically, that he is lying about. And it’s bugging the shit out of you!! Usually you can read him as easily as a romcom is to predict! That is to say, very easily!!

You decide that a threat of your own is in order.

1F YOU 4R3NT GO1NG TO T3LL M3, 1 GU3SS 1LL JUST H4V3 TO GO 4SK D4V3!!

You grab your cane and make a move to get up.

FINE, GO TALK TO THAT ASSHOLE AND I’LL GO HIDE WITH GAMZEE.

You feel like a bit of a little kid, continuing your threat to run away if things don’t go your way. But you’ve just had enough of this, it’s always about Dave, and you tried to work something out with him but he wouldn’t listen. So fine, she can run off to him, since that’s what you expected anyways. She always pulls this kind of shit. At least this means this petty argument will stop, and you can be alone. Well, alone except your moirail, but you can handle him.

You really had expected him to stop you….He always gets so butt hurt when he’s not the one to explain things to you…why are his reactions so confusing lately??!!! You’re frustrated, and upset, and a lot more sad than you care to admit. You get up and walk out of the room even though you had no real intention of going to talk to Dave about this whole…mess, or whatever it is. You want Karkat to explain things to you.

With nothing better to do, you sit down outside of Karkat’s respiteblock, not wanting to waltz right back in after making such a strong exit. You’re just as stubborn as him and you know it. It’s a little chilly out in the corridor, which doesn’t help the cold that you’re feeling emotionally, so you take your D3L1C1OUS R3D dragon cape from your scratch n’ sniff modus and put it on. And wait. And wait. And wait. For something, anything. If he asks, you’ll just tell him that you’re making sure he doesn’t go near that insane clown alone…

You let out a big sigh when she closes the door. You don’t move from your spot on the floor for a while, looking over at your husktop.You wonder what to do next. Apologizing would be the best thing to do, but it would seem odd and you don’t really want to talk to her right now. Instead you choose the cowardly thing to do and open your husktop.

CG: I’M SORRY.

CG: I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’LL FORGIVE ME BUT I’M TRYING.

CG: I JUST DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. DAVE’S AN ASSHOLE WHO WON’T TAKE A SUGGESTION SERIOUSLY.

CG: AND NOW I’VE GOT YOU ANGRY AND SAD AND I DIDN’T MEAN FOR THAT TO HAPPEN. YOU PROBABLY HATE ME NOW, PLATONICALLY.

Each message is timed a bit after the other because you can’t think of what to say. You stare at the screen for a bit longer before putting the husktop down and grabbing a book. You try to read it but get nowhere and can’t focus, so you just sit in a chair and stare into space, lost in thought, for a bit. You figure she won’t respond, but leave the husktop open to see if she does.

Of course he chooses to apologize online. Once again, you are super relieved that he didn’t actually seek out Gamzee. It’s kind of funny how the messages appear in your glasses, even though you’re sitting right outside your room, and you let out a short laugh. Okay, so maybe you were a bitch to pull the “1M GO1NG TO D4V3” card on him. But really, what other option did you have. The cold vanishes, not completely, but mostly.

You appear online. He really is a sensitive little troll.

GC: >:T

GC: 4R3 YOU R34DY TO ST4RT T4LK1NG?

He’s obviously forgiven, not that there was really anything to forgive considering both of you were acting out just the same.

You hear the bleep of incoming messages from your husktop. You slowly get up and walk over to it.

CG: IT WAS JUST A STUPID BOOK ON TROLL ROMANCE. I THOUGHT IT WOULD TEACH STRIDER SOMETHING, BUT HE’S JUST AN ASSHOLE WHOSE ONLY STAND OUT POINT IS THAT YOU CAN SMELL HIM FROM MILES AWAY.

CG: BUT YOU SEEM TO LIKE HIM MORE THAN ME SO I’M PROBABLY BOTHERING YOU BY EVEN TALKING TO YOU. WHY DON’T YOU RUN ALONG AND GO ASK HIM ABOUT MY STUPID FUCKING ROMANCE NOVEL LIKE I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO?

You can’t help but slip back into your pissed off tone, even if it’s online. Hopefully she doesn’t take it too harshly, but at least you’re letting your feelings out. Talking with your future self made you realize something had to be done, and if Strider wasn’t going to listen, the only other choice you had was to talk to Terezi. However, you might just end up pushing her away even more.

GC: UUUUUUUGH!!! JUST SHUT UP FOR 4 MOM3NT!!

You log back off and crawl back into the respite block, frowning at him from your stupid position on the ground. Talking online is stupid. Especially when you were just sitting a few feet away from him.

YOU R344LLLLLLY DONT UND3RST4ND 4NYTH1NG DO YOU?!!! WHY TH3 H3LL WOULD YOU SHOW D4V3 4 TROLLM4NC3 BOOK? TO CONFUS3 H1M?!!!!! YOUR3 CONUS1NG M3 TOO!! 1 DONT G3T 1T K4RK4T, WH4T 1N GOGS N4M3 4R3 YOU TRY1NG TO 4CCOMPL1SH W1TH 4LL OF TH1S DR4M4 4ND S3CR3CY?!!!!

You aren’t mad at him, not really. But your words come out super sharp. He used to tell you everything, and…you guess that you used to tell him everything too…..you have been spending more and more time with Dave. He’s a really cool guy, and so much fun to be around and….ya, you guess that you were also trying to make Karkat a little jealous….maybe…

You get ready to respond and get halfway through a message before your door swings open. You shut your husktop and put it down, looking away and refusing to make eye contact.

NO. I WASN’T TRYING TO CONFUSE THAT NOOK SNIFFER. LIKE I SAID, I WAS TRYING TO SUGGEST SOMETHING. TRYING TO TEACH HIM ABOUT WHAT HE’S GETTING INTO. AND I WAS EVEN TRYING TO WORK SOMETHING OUT. BUT THAT ASSHOLE JUST IGNORED ME AND MESSED UP WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SHOW HIM.

IT DOESN’T MATTER ANYMORE, OK? JUST GO RUN OFF TO DAVE.

You want to cull yourself for saying that, but you feel like it’s a lost cause anyways. Like your ten-minute-in-the-future self said, you’re that guy who subconciously tried to get everything in the romcom, and now sits at the end with nothing, your girl stolen by some asshole while you weren’t looking.

:33< Karkittttttttty! DO you have a bandaid?

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YES, WHY? HOW DID YOU HURT YOURSELF? DON’T TELL ME YOU GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT WHILE ROLEPLAYING OR SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THAT.

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FUCK YOU. SHOULD I DELETE IT? IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING? SHALL I DELETE THIS PATHETIC EARTH WEBSITE AND TURN AWAY FROM IT, NEVER TO BE ACCESSED AGAIN? BECAUSE I FUCKING WILL.

NOOOOOOOO YOU WONT >;]

YOU 4LW4YS S4Y SH1T L1K3 TH4T!!! BUT YOU KNOW TH4T YOUR3 GO1NG TO H4V3 4…

M3MOS SHM3MOS!!! THOS3 W3R3 1N TH3 P4ST! 4ND 4T L34ST M1N3 W4S FUN!! DUNNO 4BOUT YOURS, BUT YOU COULD 4LMOST S4Y TH4T M1N3 W4S 4 CONST4NT, D3L1C1OUS, T3CHN1COLOUR3D R4V3!!!!! H3H3H3H3H!!!

OOOOOOOOOO, GOG FORB1D TH4T YOU 4CTU4LLY ST4RT T4LK1NG L1K3 4 COOL K1D!!!!!!!!!!

COOL KID? DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH. HE’S JUST A LOSER WHO DOESN’T EVEN KNOW ROMANCE. I HAD TO GIVE HIM A BOOK ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW.

WAIT FUCK I SHOULDN’T SAY THAT TO YOU.

ANYWAYS HE’S NOT COOL. BOTTOM LINE.

W41T 4 S3COND…..WH4T BOOK D1D YOU G1V3 H1M?!! >:C

You’re flipping out a little at the sudden knowledge of book, presumably one of Karkat’s horrible trollmance ones too!! What the fuck is he trying to do?!! Ugh, after all this time of trying to prove to Dave that you guys are actually really cool…..

WHAT? NOTHING. I DIDN’T GIVE HIM ANYTHING.

You really have to relax more. When you get flustered, things tend to slip and you can’t form good responses to anything. You didn’t want to tell Terezi about the book you lent him because he probably wouldn’t read it anyways, and you wanted to wait to tell her. Hopefully she’ll just move on and forget about it.

YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW TH4T H1D1NG TH1NGS FROM M3 JUST M4K3S M3 W4NT TO KNOW WH4TS GO1NG ON TH4T MUCH MOR3!! >:T

DONT M4K3 M3 COM3 4ND F1ND YOU ON TH1S GOG FORS4K3N M3T3OR!!!!! B3C4US3 1 W1LL, 4ND YOU KNOW 1 W1LL!!! >;]

He can just be soooooo stubborn sometimes. At least it’s a cute stubborness!!! H3H3H3H3!!!

YEAH, THAT DAMN CURIOSITY IS ANNOYING.

I’LL GO HIDE WITH GAMZEE. NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO FIND ME THEN. HOWEVER I WILL ALSO CEASE TALKING TO YOU IF I DO THAT. DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT TEREZI?

You try to threaten her by saying you’d stop talking to her. That always works, right? Right??

It usually does not work. Oh well, you try anyways.

It takes you a few minutes to respond, as you are actually thinking over his ultimatum… You do NOT want him going to hide with his wack-a-doo moirail, and you definitely don’t want him to stop talking to you, even though he never actually follows through with that threat. Well he never has in the past at least, and it’s been a while since he’s threatened you with that….

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ARE THOSE YOUR HORNS OR YOUR EYEBROWS.

ALSO THAT ISN’T A RESPONSE.

You don’t even respond to that; he can figure it out for himself!! And it totally is a response!! An emotion is a response!!!!!! He of all people should know that emotions are responses, considering how ‘B31NG 4NGRY’ is always his!!!

With a pout, you grab your cane from where it was leaning against the wall next to you and set off to find him. You two are going to have a talk, face to face!!

CG: TEREZI?

CG: ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP IGNORING ME OR SOMETHING?

CG: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU.

You close your husktop with a sigh and an eyeroll as you wonder where she could have gone. She seems to be even more emotional than you today.

Not saying you’re emotional, because you’re definitely fucking *not*. Not as much as a girl for sure. You like to think you hide emotions well and have a firm head on your shoulders.

You open your husktop again from where you were sitting on the floor to see if she responded, but she’s still ignoring. Suddenly you look up. Someone is standing in your respiteblock doorway.

OH GOD WHY ARE YOU HERE.

You give him the most disappointed look that you can muster. It’s pretty damn disappointed.

1TS N1C3 TO S33 YOU TOO!!! J3GUS!!

You take the liberty of sitting down beside him after a few more seconds of your intimidating disappointed look, and close his husktop.

1 S33 TH4T YOU D1DNT RUN OFF TO H1D3 W1TH YOUR MO1R41L. 4ND TH4T YOUR3 ST1LL T4LK1NG TO M3.

You knew he was pulling your non existent dragon tail!!

You roll your eyes and look mad the whole time she is trying her disappointed look.

NO SHIT. I DIDN’T SAY “I’LL GO DO THIS RIGHT NOW”, IT WAS A THREAT AND I WAS GOING TO SEE YOUR RESPONSE. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW THREATS WORK?

You lift your husktop off your lap and put it beside you on the floor, standing up but not stepping away, yet. You look as unimpressed as you can, keeping the previous anger (even though that is pretty much your permanent expression, you add a bit more to it).

SHALL I GO DO THAT NOW?

RUD3!!!

You literally JUST got here and JUST sat down!! You drag him back to sit next to you like he had been previously. This is serious business now! You put your cane to the side and shift to sit cross legged directly in front of him.

T4LK V4NT4S!!! WH4T BOOK D1D YOU G1V3 TO D4V3!!!!

The curiosity is killing you!!! So you give him your best legislacerator look, daring him to go against your (not so threatening) order.

Before you can make it out the door, you are pulled back down and fall to the ground. You sit down crossed legged but don’t make eye contact. Ugh she can annoying.

NO BOOK. I DIDN’T GIVE HIM ANY BOOK.

BESIDES, IF I HAD GIVEN HIM A BOOK, WHICH I DIDN’T, WOULD YOU REALLY WANT ME TO SAY THE WHOLE FUCKING TITLE RIGHT NOW?

You mean that as the title is really long. Troll titles never get to the point or have some poetic-ness to them. They’re very draggy and you’re sure she wouldn’t want to listen to it right now.

YOU S41D TH4T YOU G4V3 H1M 4 BOOK!! D1D YOU FORG3T TH4T 1 C4N SM3LL YOUR L13S!!!!

You are not in the least bit happy with the situation. What is this book that he’s trying so hard NOT to tell you about?!

GO 4H34D!! T3LL M3 TH3 3NT1R3 TH1NG!!! 1TS NOT L1K3 W3 DONT H4V3 4 HUUUUUUUG3 4MOUNT OF T1M3 TH4T 1SNT B31NG US3D FOR 444444NYTH1NG 1MPORT4NT!!!!

You are steadfast and insistent. You W1LL find out what it is, one way or another!!!

IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER. WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH?

You wish she’d just give up. It doesn’t matter, and you can assure her she hasn’t even read the book before. Why won’t she just let it go.

IF YOU STOP BUGGING ME I WON’T GO HIDE WITH GAMZEE WHEN YOU LEAVE.

You decide another threat is in order.

Two can play at this game. You are ready to be just as stubborn and threatening!

1 C4R3 B3C4US3 1M CUR1OUS 4S TO WHY YOUR3 H1D1NG TH1S FROM M3!!!!!

You won’t admit it, but you cannot smell exactly why he’s lying or what it is, specifically, that he is lying about. And it’s bugging the shit out of you!! Usually you can read him as easily as a romcom is to predict! That is to say, very easily!!

You decide that a threat of your own is in order.

1F YOU 4R3NT GO1NG TO T3LL M3, 1 GU3SS 1LL JUST H4V3 TO GO 4SK D4V3!!

You grab your cane and make a move to get up.

FINE, GO TALK TO THAT ASSHOLE AND I’LL GO HIDE WITH GAMZEE.

You feel like a bit of a little kid, continuing your threat to run away if things don’t go your way. But you’ve just had enough of this, it’s always about Dave, and you tried to work something out with him but he wouldn’t listen. So fine, she can run off to him, since that’s what you expected anyways. She always pulls this kind of shit. At least this means this petty argument will stop, and you can be alone. Well, alone except your moirail, but you can handle him.

You really had expected him to stop you….He always gets so butt hurt when he’s not the one to explain things to you…why are his reactions so confusing lately??!!! You’re frustrated, and upset, and a lot more sad than you care to admit. You get up and walk out of the room even though you had no real intention of going to talk to Dave about this whole…mess, or whatever it is. You want Karkat to explain things to you.

With nothing better to do, you sit down outside of Karkat’s respiteblock, not wanting to waltz right back in after making such a strong exit. You’re just as stubborn as him and you know it. It’s a little chilly out in the corridor, which doesn’t help the cold that you’re feeling emotionally, so you take your D3L1C1OUS R3D dragon cape from your scratch n’ sniff modus and put it on. And wait. And wait. And wait. For something, anything. If he asks, you’ll just tell him that you’re making sure he doesn’t go near that insane clown alone…

You let out a big sigh when she closes the door. You don’t move from your spot on the floor for a while, looking over at your husktop.You wonder what to do next. Apologizing would be the best thing to do, but it would seem odd and you don’t really want to talk to her right now. Instead you choose the cowardly thing to do and open your husktop.

CG: I’M SORRY.

CG: I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’LL FORGIVE ME BUT I’M TRYING.

CG: I JUST DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. DAVE’S AN ASSHOLE WHO WON’T TAKE A SUGGESTION SERIOUSLY.

CG: AND NOW I’VE GOT YOU ANGRY AND SAD AND I DIDN’T MEAN FOR THAT TO HAPPEN. YOU PROBABLY HATE ME NOW, PLATONICALLY.

Each message is timed a bit after the other because you can’t think of what to say. You stare at the screen for a bit longer before putting the husktop down and grabbing a book. You try to read it but get nowhere and can’t focus, so you just sit in a chair and stare into space, lost in thought, for a bit. You figure she won’t respond, but leave the husktop open to see if she does.

Of course he chooses to apologize online. Once again, you are super relieved that he didn’t actually seek out Gamzee. It’s kind of funny how the messages appear in your glasses, even though you’re sitting right outside your room, and you let out a short laugh. Okay, so maybe you were a bitch to pull the “1M GO1NG TO D4V3” card on him. But really, what other option did you have. The cold vanishes, not completely, but mostly.

You appear online. He really is a sensitive little troll.

GC: >:T

GC: 4R3 YOU R34DY TO ST4RT T4LK1NG?

He’s obviously forgiven, not that there was really anything to forgive considering both of you were acting out just the same.

You hear the bleep of incoming messages from your husktop. You slowly get up and walk over to it.

CG: IT WAS JUST A STUPID BOOK ON TROLL ROMANCE. I THOUGHT IT WOULD TEACH STRIDER SOMETHING, BUT HE’S JUST AN ASSHOLE WHOSE ONLY STAND OUT POINT IS THAT YOU CAN SMELL HIM FROM MILES AWAY.

CG: BUT YOU SEEM TO LIKE HIM MORE THAN ME SO I’M PROBABLY BOTHERING YOU BY EVEN TALKING TO YOU. WHY DON’T YOU RUN ALONG AND GO ASK HIM ABOUT MY STUPID FUCKING ROMANCE NOVEL LIKE I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO?

You can’t help but slip back into your pissed off tone, even if it’s online. Hopefully she doesn’t take it too harshly, but at least you’re letting your feelings out. Talking with your future self made you realize something had to be done, and if Strider wasn’t going to listen, the only other choice you had was to talk to Terezi. However, you might just end up pushing her away even more.

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FUCK YOU. SHOULD I DELETE IT? IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING? SHALL I DELETE THIS PATHETIC EARTH WEBSITE AND TURN AWAY FROM IT, NEVER TO BE ACCESSED AGAIN? BECAUSE I FUCKING WILL.

NOOOOOOOO YOU WONT >;]

YOU 4LW4YS S4Y SH1T L1K3 TH4T!!! BUT YOU KNOW TH4T YOUR3 GO1NG TO H4V3 4…

M3MOS SHM3MOS!!! THOS3 W3R3 1N TH3 P4ST! 4ND 4T L34ST M1N3 W4S FUN!! DUNNO 4BOUT YOURS, BUT YOU COULD 4LMOST S4Y TH4T M1N3 W4S 4 CONST4NT, D3L1C1OUS, T3CHN1COLOUR3D R4V3!!!!! H3H3H3H3H!!!

OOOOOOOOOO, GOG FORB1D TH4T YOU 4CTU4LLY ST4RT T4LK1NG L1K3 4 COOL K1D!!!!!!!!!!

COOL KID? DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH. HE’S JUST A LOSER WHO DOESN’T EVEN KNOW ROMANCE. I HAD TO GIVE HIM A BOOK ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW.

WAIT FUCK I SHOULDN’T SAY THAT TO YOU.

ANYWAYS HE’S NOT COOL. BOTTOM LINE.

W41T 4 S3COND…..WH4T BOOK D1D YOU G1V3 H1M?!! >:C

You’re flipping out a little at the sudden knowledge of book, presumably one of Karkat’s horrible trollmance ones too!! What the fuck is he trying to do?!! Ugh, after all this time of trying to prove to Dave that you guys are actually really cool…..

WHAT? NOTHING. I DIDN’T GIVE HIM ANYTHING.

You really have to relax more. When you get flustered, things tend to slip and you can’t form good responses to anything. You didn’t want to tell Terezi about the book you lent him because he probably wouldn’t read it anyways, and you wanted to wait to tell her. Hopefully she’ll just move on and forget about it.

YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW TH4T H1D1NG TH1NGS FROM M3 JUST M4K3S M3 W4NT TO KNOW WH4TS GO1NG ON TH4T MUCH MOR3!! >:T

DONT M4K3 M3 COM3 4ND F1ND YOU ON TH1S GOG FORS4K3N M3T3OR!!!!! B3C4US3 1 W1LL, 4ND YOU KNOW 1 W1LL!!! >;]

He can just be soooooo stubborn sometimes. At least it’s a cute stubborness!!! H3H3H3H3!!!

YEAH, THAT DAMN CURIOSITY IS ANNOYING.

I’LL GO HIDE WITH GAMZEE. NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO FIND ME THEN. HOWEVER I WILL ALSO CEASE TALKING TO YOU IF I DO THAT. DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT TEREZI?

You try to threaten her by saying you’d stop talking to her. That always works, right? Right??

It usually does not work. Oh well, you try anyways.

It takes you a few minutes to respond, as you are actually thinking over his ultimatum… You do NOT want him going to hide with his wack-a-doo moirail, and you definitely don’t want him to stop talking to you, even though he never actually follows through with that threat. Well he never has in the past at least, and it’s been a while since he’s threatened you with that….

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ARE THOSE YOUR HORNS OR YOUR EYEBROWS.

ALSO THAT ISN’T A RESPONSE.

You don’t even respond to that; he can figure it out for himself!! And it totally is a response!! An emotion is a response!!!!!! He of all people should know that emotions are responses, considering how ‘B31NG 4NGRY’ is always his!!!

With a pout, you grab your cane from where it was leaning against the wall next to you and set off to find him. You two are going to have a talk, face to face!!

CG: TEREZI?

CG: ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP IGNORING ME OR SOMETHING?

CG: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU.

You close your husktop with a sigh and an eyeroll as you wonder where she could have gone. She seems to be even more emotional than you today.

Not saying you’re emotional, because you’re definitely fucking *not*. Not as much as a girl for sure. You like to think you hide emotions well and have a firm head on your shoulders.

You open your husktop again from where you were sitting on the floor to see if she responded, but she’s still ignoring. Suddenly you look up. Someone is standing in your respiteblock doorway.

OH GOD WHY ARE YOU HERE.

You give him the most disappointed look that you can muster. It’s pretty damn disappointed.

1TS N1C3 TO S33 YOU TOO!!! J3GUS!!

You take the liberty of sitting down beside him after a few more seconds of your intimidating disappointed look, and close his husktop.

1 S33 TH4T YOU D1DNT RUN OFF TO H1D3 W1TH YOUR MO1R41L. 4ND TH4T YOUR3 ST1LL T4LK1NG TO M3.

You knew he was pulling your non existent dragon tail!!

You roll your eyes and look mad the whole time she is trying her disappointed look.

NO SHIT. I DIDN’T SAY “I’LL GO DO THIS RIGHT NOW”, IT WAS A THREAT AND I WAS GOING TO SEE YOUR RESPONSE. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW THREATS WORK?

You lift your husktop off your lap and put it beside you on the floor, standing up but not stepping away, yet. You look as unimpressed as you can, keeping the previous anger (even though that is pretty much your permanent expression, you add a bit more to it).

SHALL I GO DO THAT NOW?

RUD3!!!

You literally JUST got here and JUST sat down!! You drag him back to sit next to you like he had been previously. This is serious business now! You put your cane to the side and shift to sit cross legged directly in front of him.

T4LK V4NT4S!!! WH4T BOOK D1D YOU G1V3 TO D4V3!!!!

The curiosity is killing you!!! So you give him your best legislacerator look, daring him to go against your (not so threatening) order.

Before you can make it out the door, you are pulled back down and fall to the ground. You sit down crossed legged but don’t make eye contact. Ugh she can annoying.

NO BOOK. I DIDN’T GIVE HIM ANY BOOK.

BESIDES, IF I HAD GIVEN HIM A BOOK, WHICH I DIDN’T, WOULD YOU REALLY WANT ME TO SAY THE WHOLE FUCKING TITLE RIGHT NOW?

You mean that as the title is really long. Troll titles never get to the point or have some poetic-ness to them. They’re very draggy and you’re sure she wouldn’t want to listen to it right now.

YOU S41D TH4T YOU G4V3 H1M 4 BOOK!! D1D YOU FORG3T TH4T 1 C4N SM3LL YOUR L13S!!!!

You are not in the least bit happy with the situation. What is this book that he’s trying so hard NOT to tell you about?!

GO 4H34D!! T3LL M3 TH3 3NT1R3 TH1NG!!! 1TS NOT L1K3 W3 DONT H4V3 4 HUUUUUUUG3 4MOUNT OF T1M3 TH4T 1SNT B31NG US3D FOR 444444NYTH1NG 1MPORT4NT!!!!

You are steadfast and insistent. You W1LL find out what it is, one way or another!!!

IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER. WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH?

You wish she’d just give up. It doesn’t matter, and you can assure her she hasn’t even read the book before. Why won’t she just let it go.

IF YOU STOP BUGGING ME I WON’T GO HIDE WITH GAMZEE WHEN YOU LEAVE.

You decide another threat is in order.

Two can play at this game. You are ready to be just as stubborn and threatening!

1 C4R3 B3C4US3 1M CUR1OUS 4S TO WHY YOUR3 H1D1NG TH1S FROM M3!!!!!

You won’t admit it, but you cannot smell exactly why he’s lying or what it is, specifically, that he is lying about. And it’s bugging the shit out of you!! Usually you can read him as easily as a romcom is to predict! That is to say, very easily!!

You decide that a threat of your own is in order.

1F YOU 4R3NT GO1NG TO T3LL M3, 1 GU3SS 1LL JUST H4V3 TO GO 4SK D4V3!!

You grab your cane and make a move to get up.

FINE, GO TALK TO THAT ASSHOLE AND I’LL GO HIDE WITH GAMZEE.

You feel like a bit of a little kid, continuing your threat to run away if things don’t go your way. But you’ve just had enough of this, it’s always about Dave, and you tried to work something out with him but he wouldn’t listen. So fine, she can run off to him, since that’s what you expected anyways. She always pulls this kind of shit. At least this means this petty argument will stop, and you can be alone. Well, alone except your moirail, but you can handle him.

You really had expected him to stop you….He always gets so butt hurt when he’s not the one to explain things to you…why are his reactions so confusing lately??!!! You’re frustrated, and upset, and a lot more sad than you care to admit. You get up and walk out of the room even though you had no real intention of going to talk to Dave about this whole…mess, or whatever it is. You want Karkat to explain things to you.

With nothing better to do, you sit down outside of Karkat’s respiteblock, not wanting to waltz right back in after making such a strong exit. You’re just as stubborn as him and you know it. It’s a little chilly out in the corridor, which doesn’t help the cold that you’re feeling emotionally, so you take your D3L1C1OUS R3D dragon cape from your scratch n’ sniff modus and put it on. And wait. And wait. And wait. For something, anything. If he asks, you’ll just tell him that you’re making sure he doesn’t go near that insane clown alone…

You let out a big sigh when she closes the door. You don’t move from your spot on the floor for a while, looking over at your husktop.You wonder what to do next. Apologizing would be the best thing to do, but it would seem odd and you don’t really want to talk to her right now. Instead you choose the cowardly thing to do and open your husktop.

CG: I’M SORRY.

CG: I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’LL FORGIVE ME BUT I’M TRYING.

CG: I JUST DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. DAVE’S AN ASSHOLE WHO WON’T TAKE A SUGGESTION SERIOUSLY.

CG: AND NOW I’VE GOT YOU ANGRY AND SAD AND I DIDN’T MEAN FOR THAT TO HAPPEN. YOU PROBABLY HATE ME NOW, PLATONICALLY.

Each message is timed a bit after the other because you can’t think of what to say. You stare at the screen for a bit longer before putting the husktop down and grabbing a book. You try to read it but get nowhere and can’t focus, so you just sit in a chair and stare into space, lost in thought, for a bit. You figure she won’t respond, but leave the husktop open to see if she does.

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FUCK YOU. SHOULD I DELETE IT? IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING? SHALL I DELETE THIS PATHETIC EARTH WEBSITE AND TURN AWAY FROM IT, NEVER TO BE ACCESSED AGAIN? BECAUSE I FUCKING WILL.

NOOOOOOOO YOU WONT >;]

YOU 4LW4YS S4Y SH1T L1K3 TH4T!!! BUT YOU KNOW TH4T YOUR3 GO1NG TO H4V3 4…

M3MOS SHM3MOS!!! THOS3 W3R3 1N TH3 P4ST! 4ND 4T L34ST M1N3 W4S FUN!! DUNNO 4BOUT YOURS, BUT YOU COULD 4LMOST S4Y TH4T M1N3 W4S 4 CONST4NT, D3L1C1OUS, T3CHN1COLOUR3D R4V3!!!!! H3H3H3H3H!!!

OOOOOOOOOO, GOG FORB1D TH4T YOU 4CTU4LLY ST4RT T4LK1NG L1K3 4 COOL K1D!!!!!!!!!!

COOL KID? DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH. HE’S JUST A LOSER WHO DOESN’T EVEN KNOW ROMANCE. I HAD TO GIVE HIM A BOOK ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW.

WAIT FUCK I SHOULDN’T SAY THAT TO YOU.

ANYWAYS HE’S NOT COOL. BOTTOM LINE.

W41T 4 S3COND…..WH4T BOOK D1D YOU G1V3 H1M?!! >:C

You’re flipping out a little at the sudden knowledge of book, presumably one of Karkat’s horrible trollmance ones too!! What the fuck is he trying to do?!! Ugh, after all this time of trying to prove to Dave that you guys are actually really cool…..

WHAT? NOTHING. I DIDN’T GIVE HIM ANYTHING.

You really have to relax more. When you get flustered, things tend to slip and you can’t form good responses to anything. You didn’t want to tell Terezi about the book you lent him because he probably wouldn’t read it anyways, and you wanted to wait to tell her. Hopefully she’ll just move on and forget about it.

YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW TH4T H1D1NG TH1NGS FROM M3 JUST M4K3S M3 W4NT TO KNOW WH4TS GO1NG ON TH4T MUCH MOR3!! >:T

DONT M4K3 M3 COM3 4ND F1ND YOU ON TH1S GOG FORS4K3N M3T3OR!!!!! B3C4US3 1 W1LL, 4ND YOU KNOW 1 W1LL!!! >;]

He can just be soooooo stubborn sometimes. At least it’s a cute stubborness!!! H3H3H3H3!!!

YEAH, THAT DAMN CURIOSITY IS ANNOYING.

I’LL GO HIDE WITH GAMZEE. NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO FIND ME THEN. HOWEVER I WILL ALSO CEASE TALKING TO YOU IF I DO THAT. DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT TEREZI?

You try to threaten her by saying you’d stop talking to her. That always works, right? Right??

It usually does not work. Oh well, you try anyways.

It takes you a few minutes to respond, as you are actually thinking over his ultimatum… You do NOT want him going to hide with his wack-a-doo moirail, and you definitely don’t want him to stop talking to you, even though he never actually follows through with that threat. Well he never has in the past at least, and it’s been a while since he’s threatened you with that….

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ARE THOSE YOUR HORNS OR YOUR EYEBROWS.

ALSO THAT ISN’T A RESPONSE.

You don’t even respond to that; he can figure it out for himself!! And it totally is a response!! An emotion is a response!!!!!! He of all people should know that emotions are responses, considering how ‘B31NG 4NGRY’ is always his!!!

With a pout, you grab your cane from where it was leaning against the wall next to you and set off to find him. You two are going to have a talk, face to face!!

CG: TEREZI?

CG: ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP IGNORING ME OR SOMETHING?

CG: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU.

You close your husktop with a sigh and an eyeroll as you wonder where she could have gone. She seems to be even more emotional than you today.

Not saying you’re emotional, because you’re definitely fucking *not*. Not as much as a girl for sure. You like to think you hide emotions well and have a firm head on your shoulders.

You open your husktop again from where you were sitting on the floor to see if she responded, but she’s still ignoring. Suddenly you look up. Someone is standing in your respiteblock doorway.

OH GOD WHY ARE YOU HERE.

You give him the most disappointed look that you can muster. It’s pretty damn disappointed.

1TS N1C3 TO S33 YOU TOO!!! J3GUS!!

You take the liberty of sitting down beside him after a few more seconds of your intimidating disappointed look, and close his husktop.

1 S33 TH4T YOU D1DNT RUN OFF TO H1D3 W1TH YOUR MO1R41L. 4ND TH4T YOUR3 ST1LL T4LK1NG TO M3.

You knew he was pulling your non existent dragon tail!!

You roll your eyes and look mad the whole time she is trying her disappointed look.

NO SHIT. I DIDN’T SAY “I’LL GO DO THIS RIGHT NOW”, IT WAS A THREAT AND I WAS GOING TO SEE YOUR RESPONSE. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW THREATS WORK?

You lift your husktop off your lap and put it beside you on the floor, standing up but not stepping away, yet. You look as unimpressed as you can, keeping the previous anger (even though that is pretty much your permanent expression, you add a bit more to it).

SHALL I GO DO THAT NOW?

RUD3!!!

You literally JUST got here and JUST sat down!! You drag him back to sit next to you like he had been previously. This is serious business now! You put your cane to the side and shift to sit cross legged directly in front of him.

T4LK V4NT4S!!! WH4T BOOK D1D YOU G1V3 TO D4V3!!!!

The curiosity is killing you!!! So you give him your best legislacerator look, daring him to go against your (not so threatening) order.

Before you can make it out the door, you are pulled back down and fall to the ground. You sit down crossed legged but don’t make eye contact. Ugh she can annoying.

NO BOOK. I DIDN’T GIVE HIM ANY BOOK.

BESIDES, IF I HAD GIVEN HIM A BOOK, WHICH I DIDN’T, WOULD YOU REALLY WANT ME TO SAY THE WHOLE FUCKING TITLE RIGHT NOW?

You mean that as the title is really long. Troll titles never get to the point or have some poetic-ness to them. They’re very draggy and you’re sure she wouldn’t want to listen to it right now.

YOU S41D TH4T YOU G4V3 H1M 4 BOOK!! D1D YOU FORG3T TH4T 1 C4N SM3LL YOUR L13S!!!!

You are not in the least bit happy with the situation. What is this book that he’s trying so hard NOT to tell you about?!

GO 4H34D!! T3LL M3 TH3 3NT1R3 TH1NG!!! 1TS NOT L1K3 W3 DONT H4V3 4 HUUUUUUUG3 4MOUNT OF T1M3 TH4T 1SNT B31NG US3D FOR 444444NYTH1NG 1MPORT4NT!!!!

You are steadfast and insistent. You W1LL find out what it is, one way or another!!!

IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER. WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH?

You wish she’d just give up. It doesn’t matter, and you can assure her she hasn’t even read the book before. Why won’t she just let it go.

IF YOU STOP BUGGING ME I WON’T GO HIDE WITH GAMZEE WHEN YOU LEAVE.

You decide another threat is in order.

Two can play at this game. You are ready to be just as stubborn and threatening!

1 C4R3 B3C4US3 1M CUR1OUS 4S TO WHY YOUR3 H1D1NG TH1S FROM M3!!!!!

You won’t admit it, but you cannot smell exactly why he’s lying or what it is, specifically, that he is lying about. And it’s bugging the shit out of you!! Usually you can read him as easily as a romcom is to predict! That is to say, very easily!!

You decide that a threat of your own is in order.

1F YOU 4R3NT GO1NG TO T3LL M3, 1 GU3SS 1LL JUST H4V3 TO GO 4SK D4V3!!

You grab your cane and make a move to get up.

FINE, GO TALK TO THAT ASSHOLE AND I’LL GO HIDE WITH GAMZEE.

You feel like a bit of a little kid, continuing your threat to run away if things don’t go your way. But you’ve just had enough of this, it’s always about Dave, and you tried to work something out with him but he wouldn’t listen. So fine, she can run off to him, since that’s what you expected anyways. She always pulls this kind of shit. At least this means this petty argument will stop, and you can be alone. Well, alone except your moirail, but you can handle him.

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FUCK YOU. SHOULD I DELETE IT? IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING? SHALL I DELETE THIS PATHETIC EARTH WEBSITE AND TURN AWAY FROM IT, NEVER TO BE ACCESSED AGAIN? BECAUSE I FUCKING WILL.

NOOOOOOOO YOU WONT >;]

YOU 4LW4YS S4Y SH1T L1K3 TH4T!!! BUT YOU KNOW TH4T YOUR3 GO1NG TO H4V3 4…

M3MOS SHM3MOS!!! THOS3 W3R3 1N TH3 P4ST! 4ND 4T L34ST M1N3 W4S FUN!! DUNNO 4BOUT YOURS, BUT YOU COULD 4LMOST S4Y TH4T M1N3 W4S 4 CONST4NT, D3L1C1OUS, T3CHN1COLOUR3D R4V3!!!!! H3H3H3H3H!!!

OOOOOOOOOO, GOG FORB1D TH4T YOU 4CTU4LLY ST4RT T4LK1NG L1K3 4 COOL K1D!!!!!!!!!!

COOL KID? DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH. HE’S JUST A LOSER WHO DOESN’T EVEN KNOW ROMANCE. I HAD TO GIVE HIM A BOOK ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW.

WAIT FUCK I SHOULDN’T SAY THAT TO YOU.

ANYWAYS HE’S NOT COOL. BOTTOM LINE.

W41T 4 S3COND…..WH4T BOOK D1D YOU G1V3 H1M?!! >:C

You’re flipping out a little at the sudden knowledge of book, presumably one of Karkat’s horrible trollmance ones too!! What the fuck is he trying to do?!! Ugh, after all this time of trying to prove to Dave that you guys are actually really cool…..

WHAT? NOTHING. I DIDN’T GIVE HIM ANYTHING.

You really have to relax more. When you get flustered, things tend to slip and you can’t form good responses to anything. You didn’t want to tell Terezi about the book you lent him because he probably wouldn’t read it anyways, and you wanted to wait to tell her. Hopefully she’ll just move on and forget about it.

YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW TH4T H1D1NG TH1NGS FROM M3 JUST M4K3S M3 W4NT TO KNOW WH4TS GO1NG ON TH4T MUCH MOR3!! >:T

DONT M4K3 M3 COM3 4ND F1ND YOU ON TH1S GOG FORS4K3N M3T3OR!!!!! B3C4US3 1 W1LL, 4ND YOU KNOW 1 W1LL!!! >;]

He can just be soooooo stubborn sometimes. At least it’s a cute stubborness!!! H3H3H3H3!!!

YEAH, THAT DAMN CURIOSITY IS ANNOYING.

I’LL GO HIDE WITH GAMZEE. NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO FIND ME THEN. HOWEVER I WILL ALSO CEASE TALKING TO YOU IF I DO THAT. DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT TEREZI?

You try to threaten her by saying you’d stop talking to her. That always works, right? Right??

It usually does not work. Oh well, you try anyways.

It takes you a few minutes to respond, as you are actually thinking over his ultimatum… You do NOT want him going to hide with his wack-a-doo moirail, and you definitely don’t want him to stop talking to you, even though he never actually follows through with that threat. Well he never has in the past at least, and it’s been a while since he’s threatened you with that….

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ARE THOSE YOUR HORNS OR YOUR EYEBROWS.

ALSO THAT ISN’T A RESPONSE.

You don’t even respond to that; he can figure it out for himself!! And it totally is a response!! An emotion is a response!!!!!! He of all people should know that emotions are responses, considering how ‘B31NG 4NGRY’ is always his!!!

With a pout, you grab your cane from where it was leaning against the wall next to you and set off to find him. You two are going to have a talk, face to face!!

CG: TEREZI?

CG: ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP IGNORING ME OR SOMETHING?

CG: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU.

You close your husktop with a sigh and an eyeroll as you wonder where she could have gone. She seems to be even more emotional than you today.

Not saying you’re emotional, because you’re definitely fucking *not*. Not as much as a girl for sure. You like to think you hide emotions well and have a firm head on your shoulders.

You open your husktop again from where you were sitting on the floor to see if she responded, but she’s still ignoring. Suddenly you look up. Someone is standing in your respiteblock doorway.

OH GOD WHY ARE YOU HERE.

You give him the most disappointed look that you can muster. It’s pretty damn disappointed.

1TS N1C3 TO S33 YOU TOO!!! J3GUS!!

You take the liberty of sitting down beside him after a few more seconds of your intimidating disappointed look, and close his husktop.

1 S33 TH4T YOU D1DNT RUN OFF TO H1D3 W1TH YOUR MO1R41L. 4ND TH4T YOUR3 ST1LL T4LK1NG TO M3.

You knew he was pulling your non existent dragon tail!!

You roll your eyes and look mad the whole time she is trying her disappointed look.

NO SHIT. I DIDN’T SAY “I’LL GO DO THIS RIGHT NOW”, IT WAS A THREAT AND I WAS GOING TO SEE YOUR RESPONSE. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW THREATS WORK?

You lift your husktop off your lap and put it beside you on the floor, standing up but not stepping away, yet. You look as unimpressed as you can, keeping the previous anger (even though that is pretty much your permanent expression, you add a bit more to it).

SHALL I GO DO THAT NOW?

RUD3!!!

You literally JUST got here and JUST sat down!! You drag him back to sit next to you like he had been previously. This is serious business now! You put your cane to the side and shift to sit cross legged directly in front of him.

T4LK V4NT4S!!! WH4T BOOK D1D YOU G1V3 TO D4V3!!!!

The curiosity is killing you!!! So you give him your best legislacerator look, daring him to go against your (not so threatening) order.

Before you can make it out the door, you are pulled back down and fall to the ground. You sit down crossed legged but don’t make eye contact. Ugh she can annoying.

NO BOOK. I DIDN’T GIVE HIM ANY BOOK.

BESIDES, IF I HAD GIVEN HIM A BOOK, WHICH I DIDN’T, WOULD YOU REALLY WANT ME TO SAY THE WHOLE FUCKING TITLE RIGHT NOW?

You mean that as the title is really long. Troll titles never get to the point or have some poetic-ness to them. They’re very draggy and you’re sure she wouldn’t want to listen to it right now.

YOU S41D TH4T YOU G4V3 H1M 4 BOOK!! D1D YOU FORG3T TH4T 1 C4N SM3LL YOUR L13S!!!!

You are not in the least bit happy with the situation. What is this book that he’s trying so hard NOT to tell you about?!

GO 4H34D!! T3LL M3 TH3 3NT1R3 TH1NG!!! 1TS NOT L1K3 W3 DONT H4V3 4 HUUUUUUUG3 4MOUNT OF T1M3 TH4T 1SNT B31NG US3D FOR 444444NYTH1NG 1MPORT4NT!!!!

You are steadfast and insistent. You W1LL find out what it is, one way or another!!!

IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER. WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH?

You wish she’d just give up. It doesn’t matter, and you can assure her she hasn’t even read the book before. Why won’t she just let it go.

IF YOU STOP BUGGING ME I WON’T GO HIDE WITH GAMZEE WHEN YOU LEAVE.

You decide another threat is in order.

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FUCK YOU. SHOULD I DELETE IT? IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING? SHALL I DELETE THIS PATHETIC EARTH WEBSITE AND TURN AWAY FROM IT, NEVER TO BE ACCESSED AGAIN? BECAUSE I FUCKING WILL.

NOOOOOOOO YOU WONT >;]

YOU 4LW4YS S4Y SH1T L1K3 TH4T!!! BUT YOU KNOW TH4T YOUR3 GO1NG TO H4V3 4…

M3MOS SHM3MOS!!! THOS3 W3R3 1N TH3 P4ST! 4ND 4T L34ST M1N3 W4S FUN!! DUNNO 4BOUT YOURS, BUT YOU COULD 4LMOST S4Y TH4T M1N3 W4S 4 CONST4NT, D3L1C1OUS, T3CHN1COLOUR3D R4V3!!!!! H3H3H3H3H!!!

OOOOOOOOOO, GOG FORB1D TH4T YOU 4CTU4LLY ST4RT T4LK1NG L1K3 4 COOL K1D!!!!!!!!!!

COOL KID? DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH. HE’S JUST A LOSER WHO DOESN’T EVEN KNOW ROMANCE. I HAD TO GIVE HIM A BOOK ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW.

WAIT FUCK I SHOULDN’T SAY THAT TO YOU.

ANYWAYS HE’S NOT COOL. BOTTOM LINE.

W41T 4 S3COND…..WH4T BOOK D1D YOU G1V3 H1M?!! >:C

You’re flipping out a little at the sudden knowledge of book, presumably one of Karkat’s horrible trollmance ones too!! What the fuck is he trying to do?!! Ugh, after all this time of trying to prove to Dave that you guys are actually really cool…..

WHAT? NOTHING. I DIDN’T GIVE HIM ANYTHING.

You really have to relax more. When you get flustered, things tend to slip and you can’t form good responses to anything. You didn’t want to tell Terezi about the book you lent him because he probably wouldn’t read it anyways, and you wanted to wait to tell her. Hopefully she’ll just move on and forget about it.

YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW TH4T H1D1NG TH1NGS FROM M3 JUST M4K3S M3 W4NT TO KNOW WH4TS GO1NG ON TH4T MUCH MOR3!! >:T

DONT M4K3 M3 COM3 4ND F1ND YOU ON TH1S GOG FORS4K3N M3T3OR!!!!! B3C4US3 1 W1LL, 4ND YOU KNOW 1 W1LL!!! >;]

He can just be soooooo stubborn sometimes. At least it’s a cute stubborness!!! H3H3H3H3!!!

YEAH, THAT DAMN CURIOSITY IS ANNOYING.

I’LL GO HIDE WITH GAMZEE. NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO FIND ME THEN. HOWEVER I WILL ALSO CEASE TALKING TO YOU IF I DO THAT. DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT TEREZI?

You try to threaten her by saying you’d stop talking to her. That always works, right? Right??

It usually does not work. Oh well, you try anyways.

It takes you a few minutes to respond, as you are actually thinking over his ultimatum… You do NOT want him going to hide with his wack-a-doo moirail, and you definitely don’t want him to stop talking to you, even though he never actually follows through with that threat. Well he never has in the past at least, and it’s been a while since he’s threatened you with that….

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ARE THOSE YOUR HORNS OR YOUR EYEBROWS.

ALSO THAT ISN’T A RESPONSE.

You don’t even respond to that; he can figure it out for himself!! And it totally is a response!! An emotion is a response!!!!!! He of all people should know that emotions are responses, considering how ‘B31NG 4NGRY’ is always his!!!

With a pout, you grab your cane from where it was leaning against the wall next to you and set off to find him. You two are going to have a talk, face to face!!

CG: TEREZI?

CG: ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP IGNORING ME OR SOMETHING?

CG: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU.

You close your husktop with a sigh and an eyeroll as you wonder where she could have gone. She seems to be even more emotional than you today.

Not saying you’re emotional, because you’re definitely fucking *not*. Not as much as a girl for sure. You like to think you hide emotions well and have a firm head on your shoulders.

You open your husktop again from where you were sitting on the floor to see if she responded, but she’s still ignoring. Suddenly you look up. Someone is standing in your respiteblock doorway.

OH GOD WHY ARE YOU HERE.

You give him the most disappointed look that you can muster. It’s pretty damn disappointed.

1TS N1C3 TO S33 YOU TOO!!! J3GUS!!

You take the liberty of sitting down beside him after a few more seconds of your intimidating disappointed look, and close his husktop.

1 S33 TH4T YOU D1DNT RUN OFF TO H1D3 W1TH YOUR MO1R41L. 4ND TH4T YOUR3 ST1LL T4LK1NG TO M3.

You knew he was pulling your non existent dragon tail!!

You roll your eyes and look mad the whole time she is trying her disappointed look.

NO SHIT. I DIDN’T SAY “I’LL GO DO THIS RIGHT NOW”, IT WAS A THREAT AND I WAS GOING TO SEE YOUR RESPONSE. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW THREATS WORK?

You lift your husktop off your lap and put it beside you on the floor, standing up but not stepping away, yet. You look as unimpressed as you can, keeping the previous anger (even though that is pretty much your permanent expression, you add a bit more to it).

SHALL I GO DO THAT NOW?

RUD3!!!

You literally JUST got here and JUST sat down!! You drag him back to sit next to you like he had been previously. This is serious business now! You put your cane to the side and shift to sit cross legged directly in front of him.

T4LK V4NT4S!!! WH4T BOOK D1D YOU G1V3 TO D4V3!!!!

The curiosity is killing you!!! So you give him your best legislacerator look, daring him to go against your (not so threatening) order.

Before you can make it out the door, you are pulled back down and fall to the ground. You sit down crossed legged but don’t make eye contact. Ugh she can annoying.

NO BOOK. I DIDN’T GIVE HIM ANY BOOK.

BESIDES, IF I HAD GIVEN HIM A BOOK, WHICH I DIDN’T, WOULD YOU REALLY WANT ME TO SAY THE WHOLE FUCKING TITLE RIGHT NOW?

You mean that as the title is really long. Troll titles never get to the point or have some poetic-ness to them. They’re very draggy and you’re sure she wouldn’t want to listen to it right now.

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WHAT DOES ONE EVEN DO ON THIS WEBSITE ANYWAYS.

THE ONLY PEOPLE I KNOW ON HERE ARE A CAVEDWELLER AND A CHALK EATER.

MAYBE THIS PLACE IS DESIGNED FOR TALKING ABOUT HOW I FEEL? DO I JUST TALK ABOUT THINGS AND NO ONE…

PLEASE, WHO WOULD LIKE THAT. BESIDES ERIDAN, BUT HE’S DESPERATE. I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY FILLED ONE OF HIS QUADRANTS FOR A WHILE. YOU MUST’VE BEEN AS DESPERATE AS HIM.

I’M A FINE LEADER. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON’T CATCH ON QUICKLY, AND WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MY LEADING? AND SHE’S NOT MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND, BUT KNOWING HER SHE’D FORCE ME TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE SHITTY WEBSITES IF I DELETED IT WITHOUT TELLING HER I DID.

WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU, FUCK.

Ugh, don’t remind me. 8iggest mist8ke of my life. Whateeeeeeeever, the fact remains that I haven’t gotten 8ack together with him.

May8e for the most part, 8ut I still think that if we had done what we were naturally inclined to do during the game and 8een violent as all hell, more of us would have made God Tier and we could have taken out Jack no pro8lem. And 8y that, I mean if you had caught on to who was doing what to annoy you, maaaaaaaaay8e, just may8e,you could have ignored them and 8een a 8etter leader? Not that I’m complaining, of course.

She totally is your girlfriend, you forget that I can figure out aaaaaaaanything! :::;) And you have to explain this to me 8ecause while you very well know that you could just tell me to fuck off and 8e done with it, you also know that I’d continue thinking what I know to 8e right and it would 8ug you for forever if you knew you didn’t even tryyyyyyyy to convince me otherwise.

Even though we 8oth know that I 8n’t takin’ it.

IF EVERYONE WAS GOD TIER WE’D JUST DIE MORE. EVEN THOUGH WE WOULD COME BACK TO LIFE, THE FIGHTING WOULDN’T START AND NOTHING WOULD BE DONE. IF YOU WERE LEADER WE’D BE EVEN MORE FUCKED THAN WITH ME AS LEADER. AREN’T YOU HAPPY I CAN POINT OUT OBVIOUS THINGS LIKE THAT??

HOW CAN YOU FIGURE OUT SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T FUCKING EXIST? IS THAT EVEN A THING THAT YOU CAN DO? FUCK THAT WAS A DUMB SENTENCE ALTOGETHER. WHEN I TALK TO YOU I FEEL MY THOUGHT ORBS DYING SLOWLY, SO I’M GOING TO STOP.

No, not really. I’m actually pretty indifferent to it one way or another. 8esiiiiiiiides, what makes you say that the fighting would never start, hmm? Who says that we’d 8e so laaaaaaaazy to do that? 8eing God Tier is actually pretty cool, y’know.

Like I said, I can figure out anything! If that includes things that don’t exist, so 8e it. 8ut even so, you and Terezi are definitely a thing. (And yes, that was a very dum8 sentence, it was rivalling Toreadoormat’s dimwittedness.)

WOW I GUESS YOUR THOUGHT ORBS DIE SLOWLY WHILE YOU READ YOUR OWN TEXT AS WELL. SUCKS TO BE YOU, SERKET.

YOU CAN’T FIND SOMETHING OUT THAT DOESN’T EXIST. THAT WAS ME SEEING IF YOU WOULD FALL FOR THAT. AND YOU DID. FOR SOMEONE WHO CALLS THEMSELF SMART, YOU’RE REALLY QUITE SLOW.

YEAH YEAH, YOU KEEP FLAUNTING THAT GOD TIER. I DON’T WANT TO FLY ANYWAYS. GO BE A LITTLE FUCKING PIXIE FAIRY THING.

That’s what you think, Vantas! I very well can find out something that doesn’t exist, 8ecause I have my sources. Just 8ecause you don’t think it exists, doesn’t mean that the possi8ility and likelihood of it existing is an a8solute zero. You’re not the gods of the Furthest Ring OR the white text douche, you don’t know everything!

You soooooooo do want to fly, I can feel it in your mind. You’re jealous that we all got to fly except for you! Well, all I can say to that is that it sucks to 8e YOU and I’m glad I’m not in your position. I don’t think I could handle 8eing so angry all the time. Actually, I pro8a8ly could, 8ut it would 8e pretty taxing.

YEAH IT’S TAXING BECAUSE YOU CAN’T HANDLE IT. CLEARLY I CAN HANDLE THIS MUCH BETTER THAN ANYONE. DON’T EVEN TRY, SERKET. FLYING IS FOR THE WEAK WHO DON’T WANT TO USE THEIR LEGS. IF WE COULD ALL FLY WE WOULD LOSE THE MUSCLE IN OUR LEGS AND THEN BE USELESS WHEN IT COMES TO WALKING AND RUNNING. AND WHERE WOULD THAT GET US? TO IMMOBILE LAND, POPULATION YOU.

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FUCK YOU. SHOULD I DELETE IT? IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING? SHALL I DELETE THIS PATHETIC EARTH WEBSITE AND TURN AWAY FROM IT, NEVER TO BE ACCESSED AGAIN? BECAUSE I FUCKING WILL.

NOOOOOOOO YOU WONT >;]

YOU 4LW4YS S4Y SH1T L1K3 TH4T!!! BUT YOU KNOW TH4T YOUR3 GO1NG TO H4V3 4…

M3MOS SHM3MOS!!! THOS3 W3R3 1N TH3 P4ST! 4ND 4T L34ST M1N3 W4S FUN!! DUNNO 4BOUT YOURS, BUT YOU COULD 4LMOST S4Y TH4T M1N3 W4S 4 CONST4NT, D3L1C1OUS, T3CHN1COLOUR3D R4V3!!!!! H3H3H3H3H!!!

OOOOOOOOOO, GOG FORB1D TH4T YOU 4CTU4LLY ST4RT T4LK1NG L1K3 4 COOL K1D!!!!!!!!!!

COOL KID? DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH. HE’S JUST A LOSER WHO DOESN’T EVEN KNOW ROMANCE. I HAD TO GIVE HIM A BOOK ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW.

WAIT FUCK I SHOULDN’T SAY THAT TO YOU.

ANYWAYS HE’S NOT COOL. BOTTOM LINE.

W41T 4 S3COND…..WH4T BOOK D1D YOU G1V3 H1M?!! >:C

You’re flipping out a little at the sudden knowledge of book, presumably one of Karkat’s horrible trollmance ones too!! What the fuck is he trying to do?!! Ugh, after all this time of trying to prove to Dave that you guys are actually really cool…..

WHAT? NOTHING. I DIDN’T GIVE HIM ANYTHING.

You really have to relax more. When you get flustered, things tend to slip and you can’t form good responses to anything. You didn’t want to tell Terezi about the book you lent him because he probably wouldn’t read it anyways, and you wanted to wait to tell her. Hopefully she’ll just move on and forget about it.

YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW TH4T H1D1NG TH1NGS FROM M3 JUST M4K3S M3 W4NT TO KNOW WH4TS GO1NG ON TH4T MUCH MOR3!! >:T

DONT M4K3 M3 COM3 4ND F1ND YOU ON TH1S GOG FORS4K3N M3T3OR!!!!! B3C4US3 1 W1LL, 4ND YOU KNOW 1 W1LL!!! >;]

He can just be soooooo stubborn sometimes. At least it’s a cute stubborness!!! H3H3H3H3!!!

YEAH, THAT DAMN CURIOSITY IS ANNOYING.

I’LL GO HIDE WITH GAMZEE. NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO FIND ME THEN. HOWEVER I WILL ALSO CEASE TALKING TO YOU IF I DO THAT. DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT TEREZI?

You try to threaten her by saying you’d stop talking to her. That always works, right? Right??

It usually does not work. Oh well, you try anyways.

It takes you a few minutes to respond, as you are actually thinking over his ultimatum… You do NOT want him going to hide with his wack-a-doo moirail, and you definitely don’t want him to stop talking to you, even though he never actually follows through with that threat. Well he never has in the past at least, and it’s been a while since he’s threatened you with that….

>:|

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ARE THOSE YOUR HORNS OR YOUR EYEBROWS.

ALSO THAT ISN’T A RESPONSE.

You don’t even respond to that; he can figure it out for himself!! And it totally is a response!! An emotion is a response!!!!!! He of all people should know that emotions are responses, considering how ‘B31NG 4NGRY’ is always his!!!

With a pout, you grab your cane from where it was leaning against the wall next to you and set off to find him. You two are going to have a talk, face to face!!

CG: TEREZI?

CG: ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP IGNORING ME OR SOMETHING?

CG: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU.

You close your husktop with a sigh and an eyeroll as you wonder where she could have gone. She seems to be even more emotional than you today.

Not saying you’re emotional, because you’re definitely fucking *not*. Not as much as a girl for sure. You like to think you hide emotions well and have a firm head on your shoulders.

You open your husktop again from where you were sitting on the floor to see if she responded, but she’s still ignoring. Suddenly you look up. Someone is standing in your respiteblock doorway.

OH GOD WHY ARE YOU HERE.

You give him the most disappointed look that you can muster. It’s pretty damn disappointed.

1TS N1C3 TO S33 YOU TOO!!! J3GUS!!

You take the liberty of sitting down beside him after a few more seconds of your intimidating disappointed look, and close his husktop.

1 S33 TH4T YOU D1DNT RUN OFF TO H1D3 W1TH YOUR MO1R41L. 4ND TH4T YOUR3 ST1LL T4LK1NG TO M3.

You knew he was pulling your non existent dragon tail!!

You roll your eyes and look mad the whole time she is trying her disappointed look.

NO SHIT. I DIDN’T SAY “I’LL GO DO THIS RIGHT NOW”, IT WAS A THREAT AND I WAS GOING TO SEE YOUR RESPONSE. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW THREATS WORK?

You lift your husktop off your lap and put it beside you on the floor, standing up but not stepping away, yet. You look as unimpressed as you can, keeping the previous anger (even though that is pretty much your permanent expression, you add a bit more to it).

SHALL I GO DO THAT NOW?

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FUCK YOU. SHOULD I DELETE IT? IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING? SHALL I DELETE THIS PATHETIC EARTH WEBSITE AND TURN AWAY FROM IT, NEVER TO BE ACCESSED AGAIN? BECAUSE I FUCKING WILL.

NOOOOOOOO YOU WONT >;]

YOU 4LW4YS S4Y SH1T L1K3 TH4T!!! BUT YOU KNOW TH4T YOUR3 GO1NG TO H4V3 4…

M3MOS SHM3MOS!!! THOS3 W3R3 1N TH3 P4ST! 4ND 4T L34ST M1N3 W4S FUN!! DUNNO 4BOUT YOURS, BUT YOU COULD 4LMOST S4Y TH4T M1N3 W4S 4 CONST4NT, D3L1C1OUS, T3CHN1COLOUR3D R4V3!!!!! H3H3H3H3H!!!

OOOOOOOOOO, GOG FORB1D TH4T YOU 4CTU4LLY ST4RT T4LK1NG L1K3 4 COOL K1D!!!!!!!!!!

COOL KID? DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH. HE’S JUST A LOSER WHO DOESN’T EVEN KNOW ROMANCE. I HAD TO GIVE HIM A BOOK ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW.

WAIT FUCK I SHOULDN’T SAY THAT TO YOU.

ANYWAYS HE’S NOT COOL. BOTTOM LINE.

W41T 4 S3COND…..WH4T BOOK D1D YOU G1V3 H1M?!! >:C

You’re flipping out a little at the sudden knowledge of book, presumably one of Karkat’s horrible trollmance ones too!! What the fuck is he trying to do?!! Ugh, after all this time of trying to prove to Dave that you guys are actually really cool…..

WHAT? NOTHING. I DIDN’T GIVE HIM ANYTHING.

You really have to relax more. When you get flustered, things tend to slip and you can’t form good responses to anything. You didn’t want to tell Terezi about the book you lent him because he probably wouldn’t read it anyways, and you wanted to wait to tell her. Hopefully she’ll just move on and forget about it.

YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW TH4T H1D1NG TH1NGS FROM M3 JUST M4K3S M3 W4NT TO KNOW WH4TS GO1NG ON TH4T MUCH MOR3!! >:T

DONT M4K3 M3 COM3 4ND F1ND YOU ON TH1S GOG FORS4K3N M3T3OR!!!!! B3C4US3 1 W1LL, 4ND YOU KNOW 1 W1LL!!! >;]

He can just be soooooo stubborn sometimes. At least it’s a cute stubborness!!! H3H3H3H3!!!

YEAH, THAT DAMN CURIOSITY IS ANNOYING.

I’LL GO HIDE WITH GAMZEE. NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO FIND ME THEN. HOWEVER I WILL ALSO CEASE TALKING TO YOU IF I DO THAT. DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT TEREZI?

You try to threaten her by saying you’d stop talking to her. That always works, right? Right??

It usually does not work. Oh well, you try anyways.

It takes you a few minutes to respond, as you are actually thinking over his ultimatum… You do NOT want him going to hide with his wack-a-doo moirail, and you definitely don’t want him to stop talking to you, even though he never actually follows through with that threat. Well he never has in the past at least, and it’s been a while since he’s threatened you with that….

>:|

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ARE THOSE YOUR HORNS OR YOUR EYEBROWS.

ALSO THAT ISN’T A RESPONSE.

You don’t even respond to that; he can figure it out for himself!! And it totally is a response!! An emotion is a response!!!!!! He of all people should know that emotions are responses, considering how ‘B31NG 4NGRY’ is always his!!!

With a pout, you grab your cane from where it was leaning against the wall next to you and set off to find him. You two are going to have a talk, face to face!!

CG: TEREZI?

CG: ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP IGNORING ME OR SOMETHING?

CG: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU.

You close your husktop with a sigh and an eyeroll as you wonder where she could have gone. She seems to be even more emotional than you today.

Not saying you’re emotional, because you’re definitely fucking *not*. Not as much as a girl for sure. You like to think you hide emotions well and have a firm head on your shoulders.

You open your husktop again from where you were sitting on the floor to see if she responded, but she’s still ignoring. Suddenly you look up. Someone is standing in your respiteblock doorway.

OH GOD WHY ARE YOU HERE.

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Mon, 19 Mar 2012 19:00:17 -0400

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WHAT DOES ONE EVEN DO ON THIS WEBSITE ANYWAYS.

THE ONLY PEOPLE I KNOW ON HERE ARE A CAVEDWELLER AND A CHALK EATER.

MAYBE THIS PLACE IS DESIGNED FOR TALKING ABOUT HOW I FEEL? DO I JUST TALK ABOUT THINGS AND NO ONE…

PLEASE, WHO WOULD LIKE THAT. BESIDES ERIDAN, BUT HE’S DESPERATE. I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY FILLED ONE OF HIS QUADRANTS FOR A WHILE. YOU MUST’VE BEEN AS DESPERATE AS HIM.

I’M A FINE LEADER. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON’T CATCH ON QUICKLY, AND WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MY LEADING? AND SHE’S NOT MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND, BUT KNOWING HER SHE’D FORCE ME TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE SHITTY WEBSITES IF I DELETED IT WITHOUT TELLING HER I DID.

WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU, FUCK.

Ugh, don’t remind me. 8iggest mist8ke of my life. Whateeeeeeeever, the fact remains that I haven’t gotten 8ack together with him.

May8e for the most part, 8ut I still think that if we had done what we were naturally inclined to do during the game and 8een violent as all hell, more of us would have made God Tier and we could have taken out Jack no pro8lem. And 8y that, I mean if you had caught on to who was doing what to annoy you, maaaaaaaaay8e, just may8e,you could have ignored them and 8een a 8etter leader? Not that I’m complaining, of course.

She totally is your girlfriend, you forget that I can figure out aaaaaaaanything! :::;) And you have to explain this to me 8ecause while you very well know that you could just tell me to fuck off and 8e done with it, you also know that I’d continue thinking what I know to 8e right and it would 8ug you for forever if you knew you didn’t even tryyyyyyyy to convince me otherwise.

Even though we 8oth know that I 8n’t takin’ it.

IF EVERYONE WAS GOD TIER WE’D JUST DIE MORE. EVEN THOUGH WE WOULD COME BACK TO LIFE, THE FIGHTING WOULDN’T START AND NOTHING WOULD BE DONE. IF YOU WERE LEADER WE’D BE EVEN MORE FUCKED THAN WITH ME AS LEADER. AREN’T YOU HAPPY I CAN POINT OUT OBVIOUS THINGS LIKE THAT??

HOW CAN YOU FIGURE OUT SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T FUCKING EXIST? IS THAT EVEN A THING THAT YOU CAN DO? FUCK THAT WAS A DUMB SENTENCE ALTOGETHER. WHEN I TALK TO YOU I FEEL MY THOUGHT ORBS DYING SLOWLY, SO I’M GOING TO STOP.

No, not really. I’m actually pretty indifferent to it one way or another. 8esiiiiiiiides, what makes you say that the fighting would never start, hmm? Who says that we’d 8e so laaaaaaaazy to do that? 8eing God Tier is actually pretty cool, y’know.

Like I said, I can figure out anything! If that includes things that don’t exist, so 8e it. 8ut even so, you and Terezi are definitely a thing. (And yes, that was a very dum8 sentence, it was rivalling Toreadoormat’s dimwittedness.)

WOW I GUESS YOUR THOUGHT ORBS DIE SLOWLY WHILE YOU READ YOUR OWN TEXT AS WELL. SUCKS TO BE YOU, SERKET.

YOU CAN’T FIND SOMETHING OUT THAT DOESN’T EXIST. THAT WAS ME SEEING IF YOU WOULD FALL FOR THAT. AND YOU DID. FOR SOMEONE WHO CALLS THEMSELF SMART, YOU’RE REALLY QUITE SLOW.

YEAH YEAH, YOU KEEP FLAUNTING THAT GOD TIER. I DON’T WANT TO FLY ANYWAYS. GO BE A LITTLE FUCKING PIXIE FAIRY THING.

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WHAT DOES ONE EVEN DO ON THIS WEBSITE ANYWAYS.

THE ONLY PEOPLE I KNOW ON HERE ARE A CAVEDWELLER AND A CHALK EATER.

MAYBE THIS PLACE IS DESIGNED FOR TALKING ABOUT HOW I FEEL? DO I JUST TALK ABOUT THINGS AND NO ONE READS IT AND NOTHING CHANGES.

OR AM I SUPPOSED TO USE THIS AS A CHAT CLIENT AND…

CH4LK 1S D3L1C1OUS, TH4NK YOU V333RY MUCH!!! 4ND N3P3T4S C4V3 1S TOT3S B4D4SS!!! >;]

YOU C4N US3 TH1S 4S WH4T3V3R YOU W4NT F33L1NGS BOY~ BUT DONT WORRY, N3P3T4 4ND 1 W1LL DR4G YOU 1NTO ON3 TH1NG OR 4NOTH3R….BY WH1CH 1 M34N 444444LLLLLLLL OF OUR ROL3PL4YS!!! H3H3H3H!!!

I WILL NOT BE DRAGGED INTO FUCKING ANYTHING. AND A CAVE IS NOT BADASS. A CAVE IS COLD AND PRIMITIVE. YOU’RE BOTH CRAZY AND I DON’T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH EITHER OF YOU.

OH, SO YOU JUST M4D3 TH1S 4CCOUNT SO TH4T YOU COULD COM3 ON, WH1N3 FOR 4 B1T 4ND L34V3?!! H4H4H4H4H!!! TH4TS K1ND OF 4DOR4BL3!!!

THIS DOESN’T EVEN DESERVE A RESPONSE.

BUT I GUESS NOW I HAVE TO SINCE I TYPED THAT.

FUCK YOU.

4444WWWWW~ 1 D1DNT R34L1Z3 TH4T YOU W3R3 SO FLUSH3D FOR M3 K4RKL3S!!! H3H3H3H3H3HH3!!!!

HOW DO YOU GET “FLUSHED FOR ME” FROM “FUCK YOU”. THAT IS ABOUT AS POOR OF AN ASSUMPTION AS ASSUMING THE GREEN SUN IS A GOOD THING BECAUSE THE SUN IS A GOOD THING THAT GIVES US ENERGY AND LIGHT, SO THE GREEN SUN MUST BE THAT EXCEPT GREEN. EXCEPT THAT INSTEAD THE GREEN SUN IS FUCKING TERRIBLE AND IS THE REASON FOR THIS HUGE MESS, AND THE SUN IS SOMETHING GOOD THAT WE COULDN’T LIVE WITHOUT.

DO YOU FOLLOW MY LOGIC OR IS IT TOO COMPLICATED FOR YOU? I THOUGHT COLOURS WOULD BE A GOOD ANALOGY SINCE ALL YOUR SIMPLE MIND CAN FOCUS ON IS COLOURS.

TH3 GR33N SUN N3V3R D1D 4NYTH1NG TO H4RM M3 P3RSON4LLY, UNL1K3 TH3 4LT3RN14N SUN! >:T

4ND GR33N 1S 4CTU4LLY QU1T3 4 D3L1C1OUS COLOUR!! NOT 4S GOOD 4S R3D *W1NK W1NK*, BUT ST1LL GOOD!! H3H3HH3H3H3!!!

1F YOU 4R3NT FLUSH3D FOR M3, 1 GU3SS 1TS OK4Y TH4T 1 GO FL1RT W1TH D4V3 4ND 3V3NTU4LLY F1LL BUCK3TS W1TH H1M!!! >;]

HUMANS CAN’T FILL BUCKETS.

AT LEAST I DON’T THINK THEY DO.

LIKE I KNOW HOW HUMANS DO THEIR SHIT. IT’S PROBABLY SOME OVERLY COMPLICATED WAY UNLIKE TROLLS SIMPLE, TIME TRIED METHOD. I DON’T EVEN WANT TO KNOW HOW THEY DO IT.

STRIDER WOULDN’T HAVE THE GUTS TO FILL BUCKETS WITH YOU.

ALTERNIAS BEST LEADER: H4H4H4H4H44H4HH4H4H4H44H44H4HH4H44H!!!!!! SW33T TROLL J3GUS 1 C4NT B3L13V3 YOU 444444CTU4LLY GOT ON3!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 18:56:42 -0400

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bl1ndg1rl:

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bl1ndg1rl:

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bl1ndg1rl:

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bl1ndg1rl:

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FUCK YOU. SHOULD I DELETE IT? IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING? SHALL I DELETE THIS PATHETIC EARTH WEBSITE AND TURN AWAY FROM IT, NEVER TO BE ACCESSED AGAIN? BECAUSE I FUCKING WILL.

NOOOOOOOO YOU WONT >;]

YOU 4LW4YS S4Y SH1T L1K3 TH4T!!! BUT YOU KNOW TH4T YOUR3 GO1NG TO H4V3 4…

M3MOS SHM3MOS!!! THOS3 W3R3 1N TH3 P4ST! 4ND 4T L34ST M1N3 W4S FUN!! DUNNO 4BOUT YOURS, BUT YOU COULD 4LMOST S4Y TH4T M1N3 W4S 4 CONST4NT, D3L1C1OUS, T3CHN1COLOUR3D R4V3!!!!! H3H3H3H3H!!!

OOOOOOOOOO, GOG FORB1D TH4T YOU 4CTU4LLY ST4RT T4LK1NG L1K3 4 COOL K1D!!!!!!!!!!

COOL KID? DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH. HE’S JUST A LOSER WHO DOESN’T EVEN KNOW ROMANCE. I HAD TO GIVE HIM A BOOK ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW.

WAIT FUCK I SHOULDN’T SAY THAT TO YOU.

ANYWAYS HE’S NOT COOL. BOTTOM LINE.

W41T 4 S3COND…..WH4T BOOK D1D YOU G1V3 H1M?!! >:C

You’re flipping out a little at the sudden knowledge of book, presumably one of Karkat’s horrible trollmance ones too!! What the fuck is he trying to do?!! Ugh, after all this time of trying to prove to Dave that you guys are actually really cool…..

WHAT? NOTHING. I DIDN’T GIVE HIM ANYTHING.

You really have to relax more. When you get flustered, things tend to slip and you can’t form good responses to anything. You didn’t want to tell Terezi about the book you lent him because he probably wouldn’t read it anyways, and you wanted to wait to tell her. Hopefully she’ll just move on and forget about it.

YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW TH4T H1D1NG TH1NGS FROM M3 JUST M4K3S M3 W4NT TO KNOW WH4TS GO1NG ON TH4T MUCH MOR3!! >:T

DONT M4K3 M3 COM3 4ND F1ND YOU ON TH1S GOG FORS4K3N M3T3OR!!!!! B3C4US3 1 W1LL, 4ND YOU KNOW 1 W1LL!!! >;]

He can just be soooooo stubborn sometimes. At least it’s a cute stubborness!!! H3H3H3H3!!!

YEAH, THAT DAMN CURIOSITY IS ANNOYING.

I’LL GO HIDE WITH GAMZEE. NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO FIND ME THEN. HOWEVER I WILL ALSO CEASE TALKING TO YOU IF I DO THAT. DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT TEREZI?

You try to threaten her by saying you’d stop talking to her. That always works, right? Right??

It usually does not work. Oh well, you try anyways.

It takes you a few minutes to respond, as you are actually thinking over his ultimatum… You do NOT want him going to hide with his wack-a-doo moirail, and you definitely don’t want him to stop talking to you, even though he never actually follows through with that threat. Well he never has in the past at least, and it’s been a while since he’s threatened you with that….

>:|

I:B

ARE THOSE YOUR HORNS OR YOUR EYEBROWS.

ALSO THAT ISN’T A RESPONSE.

ALTERNIAS BEST LEADER: H4H4H4H4H44H4HH4H4H4H44H44H4HH4H44H!!!!!! SW33T TROLL J3GUS 1 C4NT B3L13V3 YOU 444444CTU4LLY GOT ON3!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 18:47:35 -0400

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bl1ndg1rl:

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bl1ndg1rl:

alterniasbestleader:

bl1ndg1rl:

bl1ndg1rl:

FUCK YOU. SHOULD I DELETE IT? IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING? SHALL I DELETE THIS PATHETIC EARTH WEBSITE AND TURN AWAY FROM IT, NEVER TO BE ACCESSED AGAIN? BECAUSE I FUCKING WILL.

NOOOOOOOO YOU WONT >;]

YOU 4LW4YS S4Y SH1T L1K3 TH4T!!! BUT YOU KNOW TH4T YOUR3 GO1NG TO H4V3 4…

M3MOS SHM3MOS!!! THOS3 W3R3 1N TH3 P4ST! 4ND 4T L34ST M1N3 W4S FUN!! DUNNO 4BOUT YOURS, BUT YOU COULD 4LMOST S4Y TH4T M1N3 W4S 4 CONST4NT, D3L1C1OUS, T3CHN1COLOUR3D R4V3!!!!! H3H3H3H3H!!!

OOOOOOOOOO, GOG FORB1D TH4T YOU 4CTU4LLY ST4RT T4LK1NG L1K3 4 COOL K1D!!!!!!!!!!

COOL KID? DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH. HE’S JUST A LOSER WHO DOESN’T EVEN KNOW ROMANCE. I HAD TO GIVE HIM A BOOK ABOUT IT, YOU KNOW.

WAIT FUCK I SHOULDN’T SAY THAT TO YOU.

ANYWAYS HE’S NOT COOL. BOTTOM LINE.

W41T 4 S3COND…..WH4T BOOK D1D YOU G1V3 H1M?!! >:C

You’re flipping out a little at the sudden knowledge of book, presumably one of Karkat’s horrible trollmance ones too!! What the fuck is he trying to do?!! Ugh, after all this time of trying to prove to Dave that you guys are actually really cool…..

WHAT? NOTHING. I DIDN’T GIVE HIM ANYTHING.

You really have to relax more. When you get flustered, things tend to slip and you can’t form good responses to anything. You didn’t want to tell Terezi about the book you lent him because he probably wouldn’t read it anyways, and you wanted to wait to tell her. Hopefully she’ll just move on and forget about it.

YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW TH4T H1D1NG TH1NGS FROM M3 JUST M4K3S M3 W4NT TO KNOW WH4TS GO1NG ON TH4T MUCH MOR3!! >:T

DONT M4K3 M3 COM3 4ND F1ND YOU ON TH1S GOG FORS4K3N M3T3OR!!!!! B3C4US3 1 W1LL, 4ND YOU KNOW 1 W1LL!!! >;]

He can just be soooooo stubborn sometimes. At least it’s a cute stubborness!!! H3H3H3H3!!!

YEAH, THAT DAMN CURIOSITY IS ANNOYING.

I’LL GO HIDE WITH GAMZEE. NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO FIND ME THEN. HOWEVER I WILL ALSO CEASE TALKING TO YOU IF I DO THAT. DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT TEREZI?

You try to threaten her by saying you’d stop talking to her. That always works, right? Right??

It usually does not work. Oh well, you try anyways.

ALTERNIAS BEST LEADER: WHAT DOES ONE EVEN DO ON THIS WEBSITE ANYWAYS.THE ONLY PEOPLE I KNOW...

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 18:27:44 -0400

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bl1ndg1rl:

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WHAT DOES ONE EVEN DO ON THIS WEBSITE ANYWAYS.

THE ONLY PEOPLE I KNOW ON HERE ARE A CAVEDWELLER AND A CHALK EATER.

MAYBE THIS PLACE IS DESIGNED FOR TALKING ABOUT HOW I FEEL? DO I JUST TALK ABOUT THINGS AND NO ONE READS IT AND NOTHING CHANGES.

OR AM I SUPPOSED TO USE THIS AS A CHAT CLIENT AND…

CH4LK 1S D3L1C1OUS, TH4NK YOU V333RY MUCH!!! 4ND N3P3T4S C4V3 1S TOT3S B4D4SS!!! >;]

YOU C4N US3 TH1S 4S WH4T3V3R YOU W4NT F33L1NGS BOY~ BUT DONT WORRY, N3P3T4 4ND 1 W1LL DR4G YOU 1NTO ON3 TH1NG OR 4NOTH3R….BY WH1CH 1 M34N 444444LLLLLLLL OF OUR ROL3PL4YS!!! H3H3H3H!!!

I WILL NOT BE DRAGGED INTO FUCKING ANYTHING. AND A CAVE IS NOT BADASS. A CAVE IS COLD AND PRIMITIVE. YOU’RE BOTH CRAZY AND I DON’T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH EITHER OF YOU.

OH, SO YOU JUST M4D3 TH1S 4CCOUNT SO TH4T YOU COULD COM3 ON, WH1N3 FOR 4 B1T 4ND L34V3?!! H4H4H4H4H!!! TH4TS K1ND OF 4DOR4BL3!!!

THIS DOESN’T EVEN DESERVE A RESPONSE.

BUT I GUESS NOW I HAVE TO SINCE I TYPED THAT.

FUCK YOU.

4444WWWWW~ 1 D1DNT R34L1Z3 TH4T YOU W3R3 SO FLUSH3D FOR M3 K4RKL3S!!! H3H3H3H3H3HH3!!!!

HOW DO YOU GET “FLUSHED FOR ME” FROM “FUCK YOU”. THAT IS ABOUT AS POOR OF AN ASSUMPTION AS ASSUMING THE GREEN SUN IS A GOOD THING BECAUSE THE SUN IS A GOOD THING THAT GIVES US ENERGY AND LIGHT, SO THE GREEN SUN MUST BE THAT EXCEPT GREEN. EXCEPT THAT INSTEAD THE GREEN SUN IS FUCKING TERRIBLE AND IS THE REASON FOR THIS HUGE MESS, AND THE SUN IS SOMETHING GOOD THAT WE COULDN’T LIVE WITHOUT.

DO YOU FOLLOW MY LOGIC OR IS IT TOO COMPLICATED FOR YOU? I THOUGHT COLOURS WOULD BE A GOOD ANALOGY SINCE ALL YOUR SIMPLE MIND CAN FOCUS ON IS COLOURS.